Looks like you should have ducked!

Ducking hell...

But she laughed because it is funny lol. Nothing too serious and you did walk into a pole so..

Duck Duck Pole just doesn't have the same ring to it as Duck Duck Goose.

This is the second and extremely rare definition of “Duck-Face Selfie.”

Come on we know the real story here. You got jumped by a couple of ducks. My aunt got taken down by one.

Your username says it all

I think we will need some concrete evidence in order to believe this ducktale.

Well sounds like you ran a fowl of the pole.

I tried to write “ducking,” but autocorrect changed it to “fucking!” I have finally triumphed over fucking auto-correct and have made it my bitch!

I’m happy to manually override the 1 in a thousand times when I really want “ducking.”