By Anonymous - 02/09/2017 00:00 - United States

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Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML
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aelabed 17
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Need a follow up on this

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inappropes 31
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At least he knows you like him(alot). Now make the move to ask him out lol.

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aelabed 17
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Need a follow up on this

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Dave_Davington 33
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OP's probably going to change her identity and flee the country. I doubt anyone will ever hear from her again.

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tonyfan00 38
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At least it wasn't someone else...for example, your mother.

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pastafanatic 13

I could not imagine your embarrassment. My apologies OP. But I do agree with others, we definitely need a follow up on this.

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inappropes 31
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At least he knows you like him(alot). Now make the move to ask him out lol.

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Danne696 14
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Do you realize how creepy it would seem for someone to call just to masturbate over the phone and then ask you out on a date?

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inappropes 31
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Obvisouly they will need to talk about the call. It will be awkward. and then later in a relationship it is something they can look back on and be happy it happened.

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iny0urjuicebox 7

if a girl called me moaning my name, I would be the exact opposite of creeped out if she asked to go on a date. actually, I think that I would ask her out before she even got the chance to, lol

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ttuseth 7

Beyond cringe worthy. So sorry.

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Dave_Davington 33
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Not gonna lie, there's no recovering from a fuck up of that magnitude.

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bjnono001 20

Say it was a prank

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griddy24 18
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Unless he’s super into it!

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RichardPencil 30
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Of course he was, he wasn’t finished masturbating to your phone sex call. Hopefully, he’ll want to escalate to real life soon.

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azouwa 26

Sounds like something a teen would do on purpose.

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ahhna 7

exactly my thoughts!

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iceychiida 8
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He was either mortified or turned on. I'm thinking if he was on your speed dial, you'll get to laugh it off. Hopefully.

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raven_of_azarath 34
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I also feel like if he hadn't hung up after hearing it, then he probably wasn't mortified. Or OP could have been "lucky," and it went to voicemail. A quick text saying, "Just butt dialed you, sorry." should be enough to get him to not even listen to it.

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Miss_080 21
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People still use speed dial?

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