Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML
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aelabed
| 17
Need a follow up on this
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inappropes
| 31
At least he knows you like him(alot). Now make the move to ask him out lol.
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By
aelabed
| 17
Need a follow up on this
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Dave_Davington
| 33
OP's probably going to change her identity and flee the country. I doubt anyone will ever hear from her again.
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tonyfan00
| 38
At least it wasn't someone else...for example, your mother.
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pastafanatic
| 13
I could not imagine your embarrassment. My apologies OP. But I do agree with others, we definitely need a follow up on this.
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inappropes
| 31
At least he knows you like him(alot). Now make the move to ask him out lol.
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Danne696
| 14
Do you realize how creepy it would seem for someone to call just to masturbate over the phone and then ask you out on a date?
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ttuseth
| 6
Beyond cringe worthy. So sorry.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Not gonna lie, there's no recovering from a fuck up of that magnitude.
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bjnono001
| 20
Say it was a prank
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griddy24
| 17
Unless he’s super into it!
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RichardPencil
| 27
Of course he was, he wasn’t finished masturbating to your phone sex call. Hopefully, he’ll want to escalate to real life soon.
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azouwa
| 26
Sounds like something a teen would do on purpose.
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ahhna
| 7
exactly my thoughts!
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iceychiida
| 8
He was either mortified or turned on. I'm thinking if he was on your speed dial, you'll get to laugh it off. Hopefully.
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raven_of_azarath
| 31
I also feel like if he hadn't hung up after hearing it, then he probably wasn't mortified. Or OP could have been "lucky," and it went to voicemail. A quick text saying, "Just butt dialed you, sorry." should be enough to get him to not even listen to it.
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Miss_080
| 21
People still use speed dial?