FML : Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected...

Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 2 September 2017 00:00 / United States

Love

Intimacy

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By aelabed | 17

#7536624 - Saturday 2 September 2017 6:05

Need a follow up on this

By inappropes | 29

#7536630 - Saturday 2 September 2017 6:35

At least he knows you like him(alot). Now make the move to ask him out lol.

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By aelabed | 17

#7536624 - Saturday 2 September 2017 6:05

Need a follow up on this

Dave_Davington | 33

#7536663 - Saturday 2 September 2017 10:24

OP's probably going to change her identity and flee the country. I doubt anyone will ever hear from her again.

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7536626 - Saturday 2 September 2017 6:19

At least it wasn't someone else...for example, your mother.

By pastafanatic | 13

#7536627 - Saturday 2 September 2017 6:21

I could not imagine your embarrassment. My apologies OP. But I do agree with others, we definitely need a follow up on this.

By inappropes | 29

#7536630 - Saturday 2 September 2017 6:35

At least he knows you like him(alot). Now make the move to ask him out lol.

Danne696 | 14

#7536840 - Saturday 2 September 2017 20:46

Do you realize how creepy it would seem for someone to call just to masturbate over the phone and then ask you out on a date?

By ttuseth | 6

#7536634 - Saturday 2 September 2017 7:15

Beyond cringe worthy. So sorry.

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7536638 - Saturday 2 September 2017 7:41

Not gonna lie, there's no recovering from a fuck up of that magnitude.

bjnono001 | 20

#7536883 - Sunday 3 September 2017 0:13

Say it was a prank

By RichardPencil | 27

#7536639 - Saturday 2 September 2017 8:41

Of course he was, he wasn’t finished masturbating to your phone sex call. Hopefully, he’ll want to escalate to real life soon.

By azouwa | 26

#7536641 - Saturday 2 September 2017 8:57

Sounds like something a teen would do on purpose.

ahhna | 7

#7549245 - Friday 6 October 2017 1:21

exactly my thoughts!

By iceychiida | 8

#7536643 - Saturday 2 September 2017 9:07

He was either mortified or turned on. I'm thinking if he was on your speed dial, you'll get to laugh it off. Hopefully.

raven_of_azarath | 27

#7536672 - Saturday 2 September 2017 10:44

I also feel like if he hadn't hung up after hearing it, then he probably wasn't mortified. Or OP could have been "lucky," and it went to voicemail. A quick text saying, "Just butt dialed you, sorry." should be enough to get him to not even listen to it.