By SillyScotsman - 24/06/2013 18:49 - United Kingdom - Hamilton
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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By SillyScotsman - 24/06/2013 18:49 - United Kingdom - Hamilton
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By heartbroken - 10/07/2013 19:08 - Australia
Funny thing, I logged in to do just that. I had to make the FML short, so some details were left out of course. The 'bus' was actually a company minibus taking people from the company parking lot to the office building and back. There is no room for standing. The distance between the parking and office is 20 min on foot btw. Yes, I measured that. Yes, the guy did take the aisle seat and then scooted over when I got on. It's just a courtesy between colleagues. Honestly, I don't know how it smelled. My sense of smell is so dull, only the most vile blasts register with me. For all I know, he could of just been pulling my leg, in which case he had the misfortune of picking on the one guy that would of reacted to that prank with nothing but a deadpan "Thanks". Oh well, fuck his life :)