So painful

By Anonymous - 30/01/2020 03:00

Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Thursday 30 January 2020 4:17

#SaveTheBush has a new meaning.

ajh1800 25

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Thursday 30 January 2020 4:53

Why were you bent over with your ass spread if you were trimming your pubes near your clit?...The physics just don't make sense in my head 🤷🏽‍♀️ That had to have hurt though...FYL

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Thursday 30 January 2020 4:17

#SaveTheBush has a new meaning.

ajh1800 25

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Thursday 30 January 2020 4:53

Why were you bent over with your ass spread if you were trimming your pubes near your clit?...The physics just don't make sense in my head 🤷🏽‍♀️ That had to have hurt though...FYL

EmDizzle2007 28

Thursday 30 January 2020 20:31

there's a reason it sounds like a lie.

spinspinsugar 12

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Thursday 30 January 2020 21:50

maybe op trimmed from bottom to top and hadn't switched positions yet

jfigley 5

Monday 3 February 2020 23:22

It's called, I'm trimming away and the reflex from being spooked would jolt the arm in a particular direction, in this circumstance it was straight to the clit...ouch!

mfranks19891989 10

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Thursday 30 January 2020 9:04

Should have asked Asianboys boss to shave your bush or are you the bosses wife.

Kurliez408 32

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Thursday 30 January 2020 9:42

Use a room with a lock next time but yeah that sounds painful af

Robert Cruikshank 7

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Thursday 30 January 2020 9:46

Beard trimmer. Much easier and the new ones are cordless with nice attachments.

campdude90 15

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Thursday 30 January 2020 13:27

Omg gurl why would you use a knife to cut? Being in bed next time might help... and please make sure you make him pay a little for this. Morphine is good tho.

Seeya55 31

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Thursday 30 January 2020 19:45

'Cause this repost is so old, that back then all they had was straight razors.

spinspinsugar 12

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Thursday 30 January 2020 21:51

where does it say she used a knife?

Chris Fur Carr 2

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Thursday 30 January 2020 20:01

Ouch

EmDizzle2007 28

Thursday 30 January 2020 20:34

there's no such thing as "bad morphine", so "good morphine" was a pointless point to attempt. secondly, if you've ever been on morphine, you'd know for a fact that there's no doing ANYTHING when "hopped up" on that shit. you'll either sleep or be in a daze. stop insulting our intelligence.