By Anonymous - 30/1/2020 03:00

So painful

Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
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By  ajh1800  |  25

Why were you bent over with your ass spread if you were trimming your pubes near your clit?...The physics just don't make sense in my head 🤷🏽‍♀️ That had to have hurt though...FYL

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By  ajh1800  |  25

Why were you bent over with your ass spread if you were trimming your pubes near your clit?...The physics just don't make sense in my head 🤷🏽‍♀️ That had to have hurt though...FYL

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  jfigley  |  4

It's called, I'm trimming away and the reflex from being spooked would jolt the arm in a particular direction, in this circumstance it was straight to the clit...ouch!

By  campdude90  |  15

Omg gurl why would you use a knife to cut? Being in bed next time might help... and please make sure you make him pay a little for this. Morphine is good tho.

By  EmDizzle2007  |  28

there's no such thing as "bad morphine", so "good morphine" was a pointless point to attempt. secondly, if you've ever been on morphine, you'd know for a fact that there's no doing ANYTHING when "hopped up" on that shit. you'll either sleep or be in a daze. stop insulting our intelligence.