So painful

By Anonymous - 30/01/2020 03:00

Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 562
You deserved it 435

Same thing different taste

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Why were you bent over with your ass spread if you were trimming your pubes near your clit?...The physics just don't make sense in my head 🤷🏽‍♀️ That had to have hurt though...FYL

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Why were you bent over with your ass spread if you were trimming your pubes near your clit?...The physics just don't make sense in my head 🤷🏽‍♀️ That had to have hurt though...FYL

EmDizzle2007 28

there's a reason it sounds like a lie.

maybe op trimmed from bottom to top and hadn't switched positions yet

jfigley 5

It's called, I'm trimming away and the reflex from being spooked would jolt the arm in a particular direction, in this circumstance it was straight to the clit...ouch!

Should have asked Asianboys boss to shave your bush or are you the bosses wife.

Use a room with a lock next time but yeah that sounds painful af

Beard trimmer. Much easier and the new ones are cordless with nice attachments.

Omg gurl why would you use a knife to cut? Being in bed next time might help... and please make sure you make him pay a little for this. Morphine is good tho.

'Cause this repost is so old, that back then all they had was straight razors.

EmDizzle2007 28

there's no such thing as "bad morphine", so "good morphine" was a pointless point to attempt. secondly, if you've ever been on morphine, you'd know for a fact that there's no doing ANYTHING when "hopped up" on that shit. you'll either sleep or be in a daze. stop insulting our intelligence.