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I think you're principal sucks dude, pocket collection is an awesome hobby! All my friends are rocks...

You're going to need a rock-solid alibi to beat this rap. Don't take your right to legal council for granite. A good lawyer is your only hope.

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I think you're principal sucks dude, pocket collection is an awesome hobby! All my friends are rocks...

That wasn't very gneiss of your principal.

Talk about bad timing.. Sorry OP! At least you found a nice looking rock?

I find it amusing how currently this is a top comment yet has negative votes.

Why are most of these comments downvoted? Do people just downvote comments for the hell of it?

Why does this have negative votes anyway? I wonder what makes people who read this comment so dissatisfied with it

Yeah I posted at the same time as #35. The awkwardness.

That does not rock

Neither does your comment.

#18 You must be stoned

Well just explain the situation to your principal and if they still are being unreasonable, then you know how much of a dick they are lol. Sorry that happened OP

That's a sucky situation and there's not much you can do to get out of it. It certainly sucks OP

All those poor little pet rocks. I do hope a nice eulogy was given as they were flushed.

Not quite so sure how you'll get out of this one especially since not many people spontaneously pick up pretty rocks. Best of luck OP!

Wait collecting random rocks isn't normal?

Sounds like an overrockaction to me.....?

You're trying too hard.

Rock hard, baby!

You should be stoned. Not because it's a justified reaction to a rather terrible pun, but because it would be hilarious given the current situation.

Stop talking boulder-dash, cakefete ╰_╯

Slaters gonna slate

No one ever investigates anymore, do they?

I was thinking the same thing. The fact that he brought the rock in clearly does not prove that he is the one putting them in the toilet.

You're going to need a rock-solid alibi to beat this rap. Don't take your right to legal council for granite. A good lawyer is your only hope.

These puns are killing me