FML : Today, I picked up a rock outside and put it in my pocket because it looked cool. A teacher holding the door open stopped me and sent me to the principal....

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Today, I picked up a rock outside and put it in my pocket because it looked cool. A teacher holding the door open stopped me and sent me to the principal. I was confused and asked the teacher why the strict action. She replied that someone has been putting rocks in the toilet. I got a detention. FML

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By overreacting / Friday 3 April 2015 06:08 / United States - Saint Charles

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By md101 | 18

#6251348 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:20

I think you're principal sucks dude, pocket collection is an awesome hobby! All my friends are rocks...

By cakefete2 | 30

#6251362 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:30

You're going to need a rock-solid alibi to beat this rap. Don't take your right to legal council for granite. A good lawyer is your only hope.

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By md101 | 18

#6251348 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:20

I think you're principal sucks dude, pocket collection is an awesome hobby! All my friends are rocks...

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friedpwnadge | 25

#6251422 - Friday 3 April 2015 17:26

That wasn't very gneiss of your principal.

By Woedel | 25

#6251349 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:22

Talk about bad timing..
Sorry OP! At least you found a nice looking rock?

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extrasnipes | 22

#6251355 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:26

I find it amusing how currently this is a top comment yet has negative votes.

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Woedel | 25

#6251357 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:27

Magic !

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Rainbow2Cloud | 12

#6251427 - Friday 3 April 2015 17:39

Why are most of these comments downvoted? Do people just downvote comments for the hell of it?

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Pandacupcakelove | 25

#6251429 - Friday 3 April 2015 17:39

Why does this have negative votes anyway? I wonder what makes people who read this comment so dissatisfied with it

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Pandacupcakelove | 25

#6251433 - Friday 3 April 2015 17:43

Yeah I posted at the same time as #35. The awkwardness.

By 3molliver3 | 16

#6251350 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:22

That does not rock

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SeanLewis | 17

#6251367 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:38

Neither does your comment.

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whycantisignup | 24

#6251593 - Friday 3 April 2015 22:17

#18 You must be stoned

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SeanLewis | 17

#6251726 - Saturday 4 April 2015 1:34

Truuuuu

By stingray112 | 24

#6251351 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:23

Well just explain the situation to your principal and if they still are being unreasonable, then you know how much of a dick they are lol. Sorry that happened OP

By doubleofuck | 20

#6251352 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:23

That's a sucky situation and there's not much you can do to get out of it. It certainly sucks OP

By Welshite | 39

#6251353 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:24

All those poor little pet rocks. I do hope a nice eulogy was given as they were flushed.

By MattStro | 23

#6251354 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:24

Not quite so sure how you'll get out of this one especially since not many people spontaneously pick up pretty rocks. Best of luck OP!

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ImTheAlpha | 30

#6251576 - Friday 3 April 2015 21:39

Wait collecting random rocks isn't normal?

By pabj208 | 23

#6251356 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:26

Sounds like an overrockaction to me.....?

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SeanLewis | 17

#6251360 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:28

You're trying too hard.

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pabj208 | 23

#6251361 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:29

Rock hard, baby!

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cakefete2 | 30

#6251365 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:36

You should be stoned. Not because it's a justified reaction to a rather terrible pun, but because it would be hilarious given the current situation.

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SeanLewis | 17

#6251368 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:41

Stop talking boulder-dash, cakefete ╰_╯

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pabj208 | 23

#6251405 - Friday 3 April 2015 16:50

Slaters gonna slate

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LOLouis_fml | 24

#6251442 - Friday 3 April 2015 17:58

No, God no..

By trellz17 | 19

#6251358 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:27

No one ever investigates anymore, do they?

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hockeygoalie13 | 14

#6251377 - Friday 3 April 2015 16:02

I was thinking the same thing. The fact that he brought the rock in clearly does not prove that he is the one putting them in the toilet.

By cakefete2 | 30

#6251362 - Friday 3 April 2015 15:30

You're going to need a rock-solid alibi to beat this rap. Don't take your right to legal council for granite. A good lawyer is your only hope.

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kindasortayeah | 23

#6251842 - Saturday 4 April 2015 6:02

These puns are killing me

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