By overreacting - 03/04/2015 06:08 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I picked up a rock outside and put it in my pocket because it looked cool. A teacher holding the door open stopped me and sent me to the principal. I was confused and asked the teacher why the strict action. She replied that someone has been putting rocks in the toilet. I got a detention. FML
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md101 18
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I think you're principal sucks dude, pocket collection is an awesome hobby! All my friends are rocks...

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cakefete2 30
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You're going to need a rock-solid alibi to beat this rap. Don't take your right to legal council for granite. A good lawyer is your only hope.

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md101 18
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I think you're principal sucks dude, pocket collection is an awesome hobby! All my friends are rocks...

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friedpwnadge 25

That wasn't very gneiss of your principal.

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Woedel 25
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Talk about bad timing.. Sorry OP! At least you found a nice looking rock?

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extrasnipes 22
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I find it amusing how currently this is a top comment yet has negative votes.

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Rainbow2Cloud 12
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Why are most of these comments downvoted? Do people just downvote comments for the hell of it?

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Pandacupcakelove 26
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Why does this have negative votes anyway? I wonder what makes people who read this comment so dissatisfied with it

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Pandacupcakelove 26
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Yeah I posted at the same time as #35. The awkwardness.

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3molliver3 16
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That does not rock

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SeanLewis 17
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Neither does your comment.

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whycantisignup 24
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#18 You must be stoned

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stingray112 24
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Well just explain the situation to your principal and if they still are being unreasonable, then you know how much of a dick they are lol. Sorry that happened OP

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doubleofuck 20
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That's a sucky situation and there's not much you can do to get out of it. It certainly sucks OP

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Welshite 39
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All those poor little pet rocks. I do hope a nice eulogy was given as they were flushed.

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MattStro 23

Not quite so sure how you'll get out of this one especially since not many people spontaneously pick up pretty rocks. Best of luck OP!

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ImTheAlpha 30
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Wait collecting random rocks isn't normal?

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pabj208 23
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Sounds like an overrockaction to me.....?

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SeanLewis 17
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You're trying too hard.

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pabj208 23
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Rock hard, baby!

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cakefete2 30
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You should be stoned. Not because it's a justified reaction to a rather terrible pun, but because it would be hilarious given the current situation.

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SeanLewis 17
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Stop talking boulder-dash, cakefete ╰_╯

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pabj208 23
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Slaters gonna slate

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trellz17 19

No one ever investigates anymore, do they?

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hockeygoalie13 15

I was thinking the same thing. The fact that he brought the rock in clearly does not prove that he is the one putting them in the toilet.

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cakefete2 30
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You're going to need a rock-solid alibi to beat this rap. Don't take your right to legal council for granite. A good lawyer is your only hope.

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kindasortayeah 25
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These puns are killing me

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