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16 - too bad OP is a girl, the only reason she would like girls staring at her crotch is if she was a lesbian, just saying.

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This happened to me once in 7th grade, except it was the entire crotch and most of the butt. I have NO idea how I didn't notice it, but when I went to the office to call home, the woman just said to tie my jacket around my waist, and it just happened to be a day when we were marching in the freezing cold in band.

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Not unless it's a warm day. So glad my habits require no pants on the floor! I have a feeling I'd be in this same situation if I had puppies!

That wasn't the puppies that ate through your pants. You may want to think about washing down there every now and then.

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Ummm Doc.....I read your profile info and umm......Well why is your patient a knife blade? P.S. He (or she) is a little bit bloody

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Aww, Doc forgot to update his profile. Used to be an x-ray of a guy who forgot to take off his cock ring, or lost it up his ass, one of the two. It was....cute. ;P

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The knife was a knife fight victim who was stabbed in the back, but was miraculously ok. At least, I think, that one was a while ago.

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The profile has been updated. Sorry for the confusion. This is the first knife blade I ever pulled out of someone.

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SarcasticUnicorn - I have a blog on blogspot. :) suxs4ulol - I still have that picture (obviously). It'll probably come back out at some point.

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I read that you usually don't take bullets out of patients...wouldn't the lead be a problem later on? I'm probably wrong about that, you know more than me.

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