By Angela - 04/01/2012 19:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 552
You deserved it 5 587

Same thing different taste

Comments

TunechiXXL 0

Your pants were off @ the time, riiiight?

NoobyNed 4

It could be a good thing if pretty girls were staring and smiling.. Who wouldn't want that?

xSonic 9

*sigh* Sooo many horny little bastards on FML

16 - too bad OP is a girl, the only reason she would like girls staring at her crotch is if she was a lesbian, just saying.

HetaliaFreak 10

This happened to me once in 7th grade, except it was the entire crotch and most of the butt. I have NO idea how I didn't notice it, but when I went to the office to call home, the woman just said to tie my jacket around my waist, and it just happened to be a day when we were marching in the freezing cold in band.

How did you not notice that when you picked them out and put them on?

iFizzgig 11

They are learning to chase cats at a young age yes?

brianfantana32 10

Now when the doctor tells you to pull your pants down, you're set!

24, Not all lesbians are ***** you know... some of them would prefer only their girlfriend saw there.

Jakesterk96 8

Must have been noticeable if it took you that long to realize it was there...

She shoulda gone to DocBastard... Im sure he wouldnt mind!

AlaskanEskimo34 0

I'm sorry but how do you not realize something is chewing your crotch out...

Maybe because she probably didn't have her pants on at the time of the chewing an didn't notice the hole.

astralvagan 20

Maybe the pants were on the ground or something.

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Touché. Valid argument but you have to feel a breeze or something down there

Not unless it's a warm day. So glad my habits require no pants on the floor! I have a feeling I'd be in this same situation if I had puppies!

iamwilson12 4

No one feels breeze. Everyone now wears furry underwear.

AlaskanEskimo34 0

LOL! But I can image the embarrassment you had to go though, FYL OP

Can we teach dogs to do that on command?

That wasn't the puppies that ate through your pants. You may want to think about washing down there every now and then.

xSonic 9

Ummm Doc.....I read your profile info and umm......Well why is your patient a knife blade? P.S. He (or she) is a little bit bloody

Aww, Doc forgot to update his profile. Used to be an x-ray of a guy who forgot to take off his **** ring, or lost it up his ass, one of the two. It was....cute. ;P

The knife was a knife fight victim who was stabbed in the back, but was miraculously ok. At least, I think, that one was a while ago.

But woah... Freaky pic.… but cool : )

The profile has been updated. Sorry for the confusion. This is the first knife blade I ever pulled out of someone.

Doc, you should get a Tumblr blog. I would follow you.

Llama_Face89 33

Holy shit it's serrated...ouch...as if being stabbed wasn't bad enough...

Doc, what about the guy who shoved the bottle up his ass? i thought that was funny.

SarcasticUnicorn - I have a blog on blogspot. :) suxs4ulol - I still have that picture (obviously). It'll probably come back out at some point.

DaKillaMafia 2

I read that you usually don't take bullets out of patients...wouldn't the lead be a problem later on? I'm probably wrong about that, you know more than me.

Did your sister train it to do that? Better check your other pants o.o