By pinkXpress1023 - 08/07/2013 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 054
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Bacon. Bacon is going to happen.

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Now what's going to happen to Wilbur =(?

Bacon. Bacon is going to happen.

When opportunity comes knocking...

The Op did the world a huge favor. Killed a spider, and aided in the turning of a pig into delicious bacon by doing so. I salute you brave soldier.

Try sleeping in a spider infested basement. I do get a higher intake of protein though...

*waves hand* This is not your FML...

Relating my situation to o.ps. Eating one spider really isn't a Fml. Considering how many you eat in your sleep in a lifetime.

I am aware, I just failed to see how it's a Fml. They crawl into your mouth when you sleep anyway. I was putting a positive spin on op's situation with higher protein. :)

I'm aware. Putting a positive spin on o.ps situation.

That's definitely 1-upping complaining. But if you're going for the whole "misery loves company" idea, invite OP into your basement with you... On second thought, that sounds a bit creepy.

At least its not on OP. No worse feeling to me than walking into a web and not knowing where the spider is.

19 - I see what you did there.

#2, They say that you are what you eat. Maybe it'll be your web OP walks into one night.

Ahh!! Hopefully it didnt taste as nasty as it sounds

Unless your Bear Grylls, it probably tasted nasty.

Well the guy on survivor man ate scorpion kebab and it "tasted great"

"You know what goes great with spiders? Drinking my own pee." I always felt bad for the camera men on those survival type shows, cause you just know they've gotta feel awkward drinking their bottled water while Bear Grylls drinks his own urine.

What do they taste like? Not that we want to try it though...

it probably tasted a little rubbery.

Crunchy, then juicy, then barfed back up.

Like chicken or a velveeta wet dream...

I nearly threw up reading this FML. Totally disgusting. FYL OP!

So a spider dinner with a fly appetizer and mosquito desert course?

..Or OP can stick one accidentsl spider.

I hear it tastes a lot like caterpillar in a straw.

i've always wanted to try live spider. deep fried dead spider doesn't do it for me anymore.

I'd say look on the bright side, but I can't think of a bright side to accidentally consuming an arachnid.

Spiders are actually known to be pretty nutritious. Just like their scorpion cousins.

Maybe if you get bit you will turn into spider-man!

No. You have to microwave the spider first.