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The Op did the world a huge favor. Killed a spider, and aided in the turning of a pig into delicious bacon by doing so. I salute you brave soldier.

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Relating my situation to o.ps. Eating one spider really isn't a Fml. Considering how many you eat in your sleep in a lifetime.

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I am aware, I just failed to see how it's a Fml. They crawl into your mouth when you sleep anyway. I was putting a positive spin on op's situation with higher protein. :)

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That's definitely 1-upping complaining. But if you're going for the whole "misery loves company" idea, invite OP into your basement with you... On second thought, that sounds a bit creepy.

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At least its not on OP. No worse feeling to me than walking into a web and not knowing where the spider is.

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"You know what goes great with spiders? Drinking my own pee." I always felt bad for the camera men on those survival type shows, cause you just know they've gotta feel awkward drinking their bottled water while Bear Grylls drinks his own urine.

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I have the perfect solution, OP can swallow a bird. It may seem absurd to swallow a bird but it will catch the spider.

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#54 - I know it was a joke, and I apparently made a failed, drastically overblown attempt at continuing the joke.

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