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By  shayshayshazam  |  14

He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!

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By  Angelo_Davanzo  |  0

Why were you on your phone?

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  thatoneguy79  |  10

1) Taking a shot in the dark here, but I'm guess Mrs. Poor-Word-Choice was checking her Facebook page. She may have even been updating her relationship status to Married. Just a uneducated guess though.

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  alliewillie  |  22

Sorry but he doesn't sound very dreamy.

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Can u not go a few hours without checking ur Facebook constantly it's rediculous.. Especially on ur wedding day YDI

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  beclaurela  |  16

Who doesn't check their Facebook at least once a day? When there's nothing else to do in the damn car, why wouldn't you?

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52 "Just a uneducated guess"was that a pun or just being dumb?

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  thatoneguy79  |  10

123) The young Korean boy I had type this out for me during his "break" from making sweaters in a sweat shop apparently overlooked the finer points of the English language, which he is trying to learn but so far has only master "pullover" and "get back to work!" I promise I will work with him to understand the difference between a pun and being dumb.

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  lilacgold  |  10

When I get married in 3 weeks, I'll take a moment to change my relationship status from "engaged" to "married". Nothing wrong with that. Well, unless you're trying to do that whilst you say your vows or when you sign the register, then maybe you have a problem...

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  emilyjgraham  |  34

I think this is quite humorous, he obviously said it like that for a laugh and some 'likes'. I'm just surprised, that on the way to their reception they were both on their phones, isn't that meant to be part where they're hugging and kissing and stuff? (I know it doesn't say they were together but I assume they wouldn't be split up just after the ceremony!) If I ever get married my phone is only coming out in an emergency, I'll change Facebook (if it's still around) when the day is over.

By  ChrisG93  |  8

Maybe you should ditch your hitch? Just a thought.

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  The_Hitdude  |  12

Wow, this is twice in one day that somebody has suggested that an OP should dump their significant other. If they actually follow our advice and this keeps up, we're going to a lot of single, bitter old people in the future. Isn't that a wonderful thought?

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Here's the reason that half the marriages these days end in divorce. It's called a joke, look it up.

By  NoOneLovesYou  |  13

How did you not know when you married him? Better go check to see if he was joking, because this could potentially prove how very wrong you were...

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  jackassiddy  |  8

noonelovesyou- Just because no one loves YOU doesn't mean OP's husband doesn't love her. God forbid he made a joke on Facebook and OP is unable to dislodge the stick up her ass.

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  melikesfml  |  11

Well 3, i challenge you to come up with a marriage status that rhymes and involves the word "hitched". Poop guy probably spent forever trying to make that status.

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  Enslaved  |  36

Happiest day of my life Bridget is now officially my wife ***Who wants to be called a bitch? Especially on their wedding day by their husband. Yes, it probably was a joke but a rude one, at that!

By  Ddevon  |  4

Well he's apparently not the man of your dreams

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  22cute  |  17

I'm sure he meant "bitch" in the rapper style meaning of the word (i.e. an attractive woman). It was poorly executed & shocking, I'm sure - but not meant to be mean. Hope OP isn't mad on their wedding night

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  emilyjgraham  |  34

he probably should have used 'my' bitch, but still, I really wouldn't be offended, it's not like he meant it otherwise the ceremony wouldn't have happened and you wouldn't even know about the status because he would have hidden it from you!

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  SkyBirdy  |  5

Your profile picture is soo stupid.

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  Glassmaster  |  0

94 - most subscribed and best are not the same thing. "Best" is almost always a matter of opinion, most subscribed is an observable fact. And to be honest, she isn't even very funny.

By  shayshayshazam  |  14

He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!

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That could have been considered "funny" or "witty" if they were several years into their marriage, but they're newly weds. He shouldn't be saying that about his new wife, especially on the internet.

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  Bobissmall  |  13

What?! They could have been together for years anyway, all they did was sign a piece of paper. I think the best time to make a status like that is when the girl is too happy to care, not several years later when you probably hate each other! :P

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  Bobissmall  |  13

Indeed, but what I think a lot of people need to realise is that FML's aren't all exactly "real". This may have happened, however it is likely OP wasn't offended at all, but later realized it was FML worthy. I think if her husband was usually very nice, and then as soon as they are married he changed, then that is definitely F OP's life.

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  emilyjgraham  |  34

119, has it not occurred to you that some people make the fmls because at the time it was a fml moment? I'm sure op laughed it off straight after but it sounded good for an fml so she wrote it?

By  bethyc4  |  26

Wow he's rude slap that dude, for better or worse seems like a curse... Don't it ;)

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  retardslo  |  0

You're the reason men hit women.

By  stiansr  |  8

You should probably give it a second thought before going on your honeymoon

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  stiansr  |  8

Seriously guys? If the man you have just agreed to share the rest of your life with goes out and call you a bitch for everyone too see, is'nt that the rigth time to sit down and think things through before going further with the marriage?

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