By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 02:20 - United States

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Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML
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waveman56 3

on the bright side..... you had a good ******

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underguarded 20

****** =win husband=fail fact that you married him= unexplainable

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SophieH14 2

reeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally don't see the huge problem here. An ******'s an ******!

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WingsFan80 4

I like your way of thinking :)

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mav1986 1

ydi. why marry someone who doesn't give you an ******?

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WingsFan80 4

Ummmm.....OP didn't say her husband couldn't give her an ******. She said her husband passed out on the wedding night and she got it from the jacuzzi.

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dlb13 3

Hey, atleast u got some pleasure rite?;D

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hamstersFOreal 0

ur gunna get a yeast infection lol

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doof_fisch 2

Jack-offy in da Jacuzzi

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reddwarf_fml 0

lmao. get used to it

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TempestRain 0

Omg! That is literally the same as my honeymoon!

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trippincccs 0

and now your pregant Jerry springer time

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