Festive spirit

By kingkarnie - 12/12/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 261
You deserved it 2 959

Same thing different taste

Top comments

pinkp909 8

Have your own party you don't need them to have fun


Have your own party you don't need them to have fun

CollegeGirl2010 0
Alpha35 4

seems a fair call, especially if your ex is hot I would do the same.

go there anyway and confront her (in front of everyone) say "I want my family back" then burst into song "we are family. I got all my sistas with me" (is that how that goes?!) or sing mr. hudsons 'anyone but him' but replace him with her.

omgcookeys 15

the bro code clearly states bros before hos. you got it backwards there. Barney Stintson (Neil Patrick Harris ) ftw.

Well at least you dont have to buy her a gift.

pinkp909 8
G15 0

Sounds like your mother likes your ex more, FYL

wolftastic 0

your mom was captain obvious when she was sucking me off, and pointed out that it was 11 inches. bitch!

Sucks man.. Next thing, you gonna stay home while they take the dog out!

Garytt 0
iliveinthesky_fml 0

I agree. Crash it and don't get anyone any presents! Afterall you're the unwanted guest so eat as much food as you can and make it awkward for everybody.

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Shutuptroll 0

So? Without proper use of grammar, people could die!

You must not be familiar with the concept of the "wat" response to a statement that utterly confuses you. The general clarity of the rest of my typing should have illustrated that I'm not stupid. Don't rush to Nazi without thinking first.

Nope. Assume what you think is implied rather than speak up, what a superior system.

Hypocritical of his own prose, or hyPER critical of the OP's?

glorialaura21 8

Haha! This debate is getting rather good...I'm on team Pendatik! (:

glorialaura21 8

This debate is getting rather good!...I must say, I'm most certainly on Team Pendatik! (:

Same with punctuation. "Let's eat grandma." "Let's eat, grandma." Big difference between the two. Punctuation saves lives too =).

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Agreed. Don't forget to get hammered drunk.