By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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By Kris - 27/07/2024 12:00 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I tried to blow my girlfriend's vegan parents minds by cooking them a tofu stir-fry. Being allergic to tofu but wanting to prove my cooking skills, I wore gloves and avoided touching my face. Somehow, I still managed to get it in my eye, causing an allergic reaction that made my face swell up like a balloon. Now her parents think I'm some sort of Martian. FML
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redbluegreen 40

People, seriously, shut the hell up on hating vegetarians. It's a personal choice, and if they're not pushing it on you, then you have no right to be pushing them to eat meat. There are entire countries with the majority of it's people being vegetarian. Do you hate on them? And I really doubt some of you are !00% carnivores. You can't survive on just meat, just so you know. There are other things you can eat besides soy products, and there are other alternatives. Also, you guys aren't being witty or funny with your comments saying, "Oh too bad, just go eat a steak and get over it." You're just sounding like an idiot.

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VolleyballSMASH 1

I'm allergic to soy and nuts. couldn't be a veggitarian if I wanted.

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joce445 0

OP:Drink regular milk. Your not vegan. If you are then that sucks that your allergic to soy.

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cradle6 13

Hmm I'm allergic to soy, gluten, and egg. I also have a hard time with milk. So yeah, not all that surprising. Soy is an incredibly high allergen. It's also one of the most genetically modified foods. No coincidence IMO

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redbluegreen 40

Oh my. That's awful. There are other things though?

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AlexNeenan 0

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lms704 0

That stinks!! My sister is vegetarian and I don't know what she would do without her fake meatsxmade from soy. FYL :(

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ivygirl 0

why don't you just god damn suck it and shut up. keep your opinions to yourself.

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ohmandapants 16

you obviously didn't read the Fml #9. she has terrible acne as a result of being allergic to soy. learn to read.

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ohhboyy 0

alot of people are allergic to soy thats why so many can't eat peanut butter but it usually causes ur throat to close/hives, not normally acne

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