By tallguy - 29/08/2013 13:40 - Australia - North Adelaide

Today, I finally received the bicycle I ordered months ago. It was an expensive custom-made bike which perfectly fit my 6'9" frame. Today, that bike got stolen. FML
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DocBastard 38

It shouldn't be too difficult to find the 6'9" thief. You giants stick out like sore thumbs. Just look for the guy wheezing from breathing the thin air up there and other assorted tall people jokes because you're taller than I and I'm totally NOT bitter.

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perdix 29

Tell the cops to be on the lookout for a guy riding a bike with a phone book on each pedal. Shouldn't be too hard to catch.

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DocBastard 38

It shouldn't be too difficult to find the 6'9" thief. You giants stick out like sore thumbs. Just look for the guy wheezing from breathing the thin air up there and other assorted tall people jokes because you're taller than I and I'm totally NOT bitter.

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monnanon 13

i would like to be taller but not quite that tall.

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hessel 13

the thief doesnt have to be tall. he could also just ran away with it or put it in his car

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TheCanucklehead 22

I'd like to be 6 ft 2, 200 pounds and a kangaroo

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phatdaddy62 23

Short people got no reason . . . Oh, um, sorry Doc!

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jerzjay 17

a bike lock is a liiiitle late now since he has no bike lol

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ohro 10

It was custom made, it would be smart to have already had a lock before it getting stolen. Check Craigslist incase someone might have posted it!

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hasucksforyou 3

I hope whoever stole it was tall too

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Lisee92 18

Personally I hope the guy was short as **** and can't really enjoy riding it

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DWordHead16 19

Okay, correction; it could have been not locked up good enough if it got stolen. I kinda realized that after my first comment, lol. But that makes me wonder a lot. How bad could it have been locked up if someone stole it? Are some locks just shitty?

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NeatNit 32

Bike thieves can cut most bike locks like butter. With the right tools (which are very simple to buy) you can cut through just about anything. I don't know about solid steel chains, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a way to cut that as well.

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DWordHead16 19

#23: yeah, I guess so. Thanks for telling me so I'll be more aware. I've never owned a bike lock of any sort.. I'll keep that in mind when I buy one. My neighbor is quite a bike thief.

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LowExpectations 30

Some thieves don't even need a cutter. Liquid nitrogen or helium and hammer would do the job.

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RayneSmytson 24

Liquid nitrogen isn't exactly easy to get a hold of...

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ApollosMyth 22

Actually 56, it isn't that difficult. All you need is the right container and to be 18. That's what my old Chemistry teacher said atleast.

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Pwn17 25

Is that how many months old you are?

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Pwn17 25

It's just a joke. No maliciousness intended.

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CobraLazerFace 21

His name is BJdog, I think he may lack a few chromosomes.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

YDI for stealing those extra 14 inches from me.

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little_one 20

Are the soul's you're consuming very fatty? Do you eat soul's and wash it down with beer? So many questions!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Never saw a rifle that was 14 inches.. Shit barrels on the rifles are longer than that.

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phatdaddy62 23

Number 27, I know what you mean! You've got those 14 inches up your butt!

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DWordHead16 19

You should have locked it up good, OP. if I had a custom bike made I'd make sure to keep it secure when I'm not using it, that's for sure.

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Pelios_fml 10

Double lock next time! Maybe even triple!

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YOLO_SWAG_2013 3

There wont be a next time were you not reading

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Jezzikah 11

I'm sure op will own another bike at some point in his life. So yes, there most likely will be a next time

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lovethesidewalk 19

It sucks that your custom bike was stolen but you really should have had a bike lock on it our a chain if some sort. YDI.

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TogeBara 12

Who said that OP didn't have one? I've SEEN people in the United States pop those locks in anywhere from 30 seconds to 3 minutes and walk off with the bike. It isn't hard, it just takes bolt cutters and an attitude like you own the place and people wont even notice majority of the time.

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TheDrifter 23

A set of hydraulic snips and a so what attitude and you can have any bike you want in 5 seconds or less. That's why couriers take their seat, so nobody wants their bike.

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perdix 29

Tell the cops to be on the lookout for a guy riding a bike with a phone book on each pedal. Shouldn't be too hard to catch.

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