By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 16:02

Today, I got married to the love of my life, with whom I've been with for 5 years. It's also one of the 3 times a year where he's got so drunk that, instead of puking in the bed like last time, he puked all over the side of my car while I was driving us home. FML
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ojosRojos 28

In sickness and in health?

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Seeya55 31

Honestly, along the side of your car is so much easier to clean than the bed. Carwash is a bonus! I mean, I'm assuming you meant outside your car..

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ojosRojos 28

In sickness and in health?

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inappropes 31

Just 3 a year? not too bad. I bet you've done the same to him.

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Seeya55 31

Honestly, along the side of your car is so much easier to clean than the bed. Carwash is a bonus! I mean, I'm assuming you meant outside your car..

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jbuckets_404 38

I doubt that she meant the out-side of the car door.... She/ they gambled and lost that bet! And you can put a plastic/ rubber sheet on the mattress after the first time.

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Seeya55 31

I'm not sure, it should mean he stuck his head out, and it went all down the side of her car while driving. I'd be more apt to believe inside if it states "Puked inside/passenger side" And mentioned having to deal with the smell the rest of the ride home. (There was no smell complaint!)

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jbuckets_404 38

Yea, 3x annually? Sounds like a winner! /sarcasm But even the "love of your life" can be an idiot/ jackass. Just sayin'....

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blondie45 21

You don’t have very high standards in marriage partners, do you?

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dasin 17

this seems more of a brag then a fml

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bloopaloop 27

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Is what everyone else meant to say too, I’m sure.

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caffeinecat 9

If you knew that he does this 3 times a year, you also knew what you were getting yourself into and still married the guy. YDI

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