Health: Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing...

By IvyBlackeyes - 29/08/2018 01:30

Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML

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By dumb dancer - 05/12/2014 01:54 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 06:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML

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By snidpea - 31/01/2010 17:07 - France

Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By dannyfanny - 28/08/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

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By thegreatcometofawayhamilton - 20/10/2017 01:48

Today, I twisted my ankle and fractured my wrist while dancing. I audition for a performing arts school in one week. FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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By dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston

Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

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pjsr 32

Wednesday 29 August 2018 3:26

I’ve heard they have nice flower decorating and jigsaw puzzle classes. Hardly anyone ever gets hurt.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 29 August 2018 2:46

Mats can be really slippery. I hear they work for the Trump Administration.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 29 August 2018 2:46

Mats can be really slippery. I hear they work for the Trump Administration.

indienerdgirl 27

Wednesday 29 August 2018 3:14

That sucks OP. I've done the same so often my best friend says I like to kiss the sidewalk lol. 😂 Hope your ankle heals quickly!

pjsr 32

Wednesday 29 August 2018 3:26

I’ve heard they have nice flower decorating and jigsaw puzzle classes. Hardly anyone ever gets hurt.

Kurliez408 32

Wednesday 29 August 2018 7:56

Don't feel bad op, I've done it stepping on a ramp to leave dance class. Get better soon :)

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 29 August 2018 8:45

Next time dance off mate since walking doesn't work 😆

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