By disfunctionalfamily - 27/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 851
You deserved it 4 600

Same thing different taste

Top comments

what a great family. they should be nicer to u

firegecko123 0

wow. your family is terrible.


what a great family. they should be nicer to u

hopefully you chose the right husband and he will care about you more then your family does. good luck OP. your name seems suitable.

harbqll 0

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DrewSmooth 0

it's funny wen people reply to 1 just to have their comment towards the top like 33

littlemissFYL 5

bitch, people only care if it's the ******* royal wedding. i bet they'll be watching it on tv.

OP, if this was your first wedding, im so sorry. but i cant blame them if its like your 5th wedding. i know a mom who quit getting excited for her daughter being engaged after the 5th engagement

here's the gameplan. for your sister: when she gets a divorce( because of she's that much of a bitch to not show up it's doomed to happen) then say you'll represent her as her lawyer. stand her up so she loses everything in court. for your dad: when he gets on in years take him in under the pretense that he needs to have a cancerous mole looked at( no doubt he has a ton) bribe the doctor to say he has 1 week to live. problem solved

linnie_wesker 20

I agree with #28... seriously, if her family doesn't want to be around her, there's probably a reason. I know I'm sure as hell not going to my sister's wedding.

44 your comments piss me off! wtf is ND?? it's and!!!!!!! are you retarded?

113- her comments piss me off too ! they are so "not funnii". and also, thanks for clarifying that "ND" means and !

oh my, that's unfortunate. *30 billion internets if you get what YouTube show that from*

ND, seriously? You couldn't trouble yourself with one more letter so that you would at least look sensibly coherent?

Don't worry so much, you'll have a new family soon!!! Congrats!!

Randuhh_17 4

66-lol, 44's whole comment is bent out of shape..but yeah, "ND" is supposedly a cool way to say just makes people sound retarded.

chill, everyone chill. who cares if someone says ND? get on with your lives.

why did everyone reply to this comment? haha

and there's nothing wrong with typing "nd" and people that get their panties all in a bunch about it really should find something more worthy to worry about. ND THATS THE TRUTH!

im a grammar nazi. deal with it. the more you type like that, the more likely it will become a habit. its so not funnii when people type like that and try to act cool. and how am i supposed to not read it when basically all you do here is read.

DrewSmooth 0

161. Your argument is invalid. nd that's that.

actually spelling is a separate part of language than grammar. if you're going to get all high and mighty, at least make sure you, yourself sound "sensibly coherent."

firegecko123 0

wow. your family is terrible.

Apparently they didn't like the bride much.

if this was a guy the first sentence would be the fml

WOW!!! how I wish I could be that loved

I know... some people have all the luck

stop getting 16 and pregnant! maybe then theyll come


Dang must have been one crackin' wedding! Congrats!

Eggers 2

At least your soon-to-be husband is attending. is that not enough, princess?

Eggers 2

cool, I've never had this many thumbs down before

Fx13mz 7

Sister and father had plans? In Mississippi? Wincest!

LoveTheObsession 5

wincest.. oh my gosh your a genius xD

sematariux 7

is this like, your 8th wedding or something? I can see it being around that because then family members would be like, GREAT another wedding and soon to be divorce to add under your belt but If it's your first or maybe maybe second they should get their shit straight

Did both your father and sister go to the pool party?

mustangdude44 0

no. it said her sis went to the mall.

DrewSmooth 0

Maybe your sister is jealous because your getting married and she went to the mall to look for a date so maybe she can get a love life?

kookoo831 0

I agree, but congrats on getting married!