Work, Health and Pranks: Hang tight

Hang tight

By just hangin - 17/01/2017 12:00

Today, as I was pulling wire for an addition to my boss's house, I was on a ladder drilling a hole when my coworker kicked the ladder out from under me and left me hanging from a rafter twenty feet in the air. To make matters worse, I had to pee. I'm now in my car with dead arms and wet pants. FML

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By fonsui - 02/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

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By fhe - 16/04/2012 15:52 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 12:00

Today, while I was fitting a new fuse box, a giant spider tried to eat my fingers. As I pulled away, I touched the exposed wires. I woke up flat on my back to the customer slapping my face, burnt fingers, and bruises everywhere. I had also peed and shit myself. FML

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You deserved it 501

By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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I'm pissed

By lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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You deserved it 2 371

By Farmgirl - 04/10/2017 01:30

Today, during harvest, I got out of my tractor and promptly fell down the stairs, peed my pants, and stepped ankle deep in a mud hole. I sat in wet pants for the next two hours. FML

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You deserved it 400

By fucking teen cunts - 27/01/2013 21:59 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves. Some teenage kid thought it would be fucking hilarious to grab the ladder and violently shake it. He hadn't bet on me being startled enough to fall off and fracture my elbow on the floor. FML

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You deserved it 2 518

By ashamedklutz - 22/02/2014 00:20 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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DIY

By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML

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You deserved it 30 637

Soninuva 41

Tuesday 17 January 2017 12:28

Considering you were using a drill at the time, this FML could have been a lot worse.

sororitytaylor 24

Tuesday 17 January 2017 16:23

Aaaaand lawsuit.

Comments

Soninuva 41

Tuesday 17 January 2017 12:28

Considering you were using a drill at the time, this FML could have been a lot worse.

jcash52426 5

Tuesday 17 January 2017 12:54

Hey Darryl how it hanging!!!

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 17 January 2017 14:26

Low, loose, and full of juice!

sororitytaylor 24

Tuesday 17 January 2017 16:23

Aaaaand lawsuit.

species4872 19

Tuesday 17 January 2017 17:26

Is the drill ok?

sarsuela 29

Tuesday 17 January 2017 18:08

That's about 6 meters.

Scorpio1691 29

Wednesday 18 January 2017 12:41

Or in practical terms, about 2 and a bit floors. That is frigging high to be left hanging on for dear life.

dramaelf 37

Tuesday 17 January 2017 19:37

The level of FML depends on whether your coworker is merely clumsy or is actually trying to kill you

atw138012 5

Tuesday 17 January 2017 20:27

That's horrible!

middlenamefrank 8

Tuesday 17 January 2017 20:30

That's a firing offense, isn't it? NO company wants an employee that deliberately endangers the safety of other workers like that.

Moerighan 23

Wednesday 18 January 2017 1:16

I hope you got his ass fired

Winry Adaline Poe 2

Wednesday 18 January 2017 5:04

Personally, I would speak to the boss about this and let him know what happened. I am sorry you went through that, but this is very dangerous and you could have been really injured. More than just dead arms, you could have hurt yourself with the drill or falling. I think you need to tell someone about this and make it very clear that you want something done about it.