Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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Top comments
cnygard95 12
what a great family. they should be nicer to u
firegecko123 0
wow. your family is terrible.
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Comments (150)
germanottapearl 0
that swim party must have been jumpin!
anakaren_831 1
Yeaa, you can't miss out on a pool party! :)
OMG_N3RD 0
Who walked you down the alsie!!! (i think thats how you spell it!)
allmidnighteyes 11
You're a heathen, *****, and a liar, B303123. It's spelt 'eisal'.
sweet_candy_ 17
WTF I thought it was spelt I L. I have been deceived :(
allmidnighteyes 11
Yeah, seriously. Alsie? How do you misspell eisal that badly?
559boss 0
haha funny
ImaWiseGuy 5
your sisters ****** up, but if your dads pool party happens to be taking place at the playboy mansion then that's totally justified....
cloudia32 6
Are you a girl or guy? I always see your ****** comments but like idk who the hell you are....
NufSaid 0
Shoulda went with you're pops.
CateXOX 0
Oh that's just my **** star name.
juliahockey 0
atleast your mom showed up....? or was she busy in the kitchen?
tommyc17 0
when something important for them comes up do the same
mouse1 0
fake