Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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Top comments
cnygard95 12
what a great family. they should be nicer to u
firegecko123 0
wow. your family is terrible.
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Comments (150)
adsmith96 0
why did u say father and then dad? I just thought that was weird!
chuymac 3
pool party>the mall>going number two>attending dumpster baby's wedding hehehe I kid kid, but you might wanna go choke a b***h
Deadzombie 2
sucks
BlankUs3r 4
that sucks, but I hope you had a good wedding :)
adelineo 0
Congrats! ... Well, not because your Dad and sister did not turn up.
joa76 3
except you don't know if there were little kids at the pool party OR if there was alcohol at the wedding
snorlaxxx 0
Awww that sucks . (´･_･`)
versace_chick 0
Your comment : gosh. im sorry. thats just not cool
Ervinjdm 5
WOW!
bycf 0
Speechless.....