Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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Top comments
cnygard95 12
what a great family. they should be nicer to u
firegecko123 0
wow. your family is terrible.
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Comments (150)
SnailJamsss 6
Wow. They must really not care about you.
KiddNYC1O 22
You remind me of a dear friend of mine. Very pretty.
shan2 0
smh find a new family. that's terrible. I'm sorry seriously
Quasar55_fml 18
They must have a system malfunction somewhere. Go back to the shop and to have the traded for some who actually aren't plain as***les Congrats for the wedding btw.
Cazzybum 11
This makes no sense at all. Did you not plan the wedding weeks or months in advance? What about asking your father to give you away, or your sister to be your bridesmaid? if you left it so short notice to plan your wedding that they already had such simple plans I'd say YDI, but either way what kind of family doesn't go their sister/daughters wedding????? gotta be fake -.-
Darcon 8
#17 your gona get banned! LOOOL FYL
CateXOX 0
Surprise- you're adopted! And your family doesn't really love you, they only got you to make your life miserable on this one special day.
Iloreanes 0
YDI for not going to the pool party.
Darcon 8
Sorry but... LOOOOOL! FYL
tiger2485 0
i know the feeling nobody in my family came to my wedding either
yaer 4
WTF!! You guys were babies found in the trash or something?
dark_path 0
she should tell her dad she wont show up on her dad's funeral. That will show him! tehe
sunshine_today23 0
^ ditto.
amadais 1
we all learned something here today, eh what the hell *flys away on barack obamas back*