By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
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lysx84 24
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Wait, is this how she thinks it works or was she choosing to disown you?

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skye_tbfh 18
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be like "oh good now I can finally pretend I don't know you"

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beeferjay 34
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you realize you can post one letter to be first and then go back and write a sensible comment in the 140 seconds it gives you to edit your comment. if you can't think of anything clever/witty/empathetic then just don't comment. this has been a PSA by bfrj

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Marmarfarfar 25
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She disowned you

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ricardof 19
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quite funny eheheh

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lysx84 24
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Wait, is this how she thinks it works or was she choosing to disown you?

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higgysaurus 18
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Yeah I can't tell if she is being stupid or just acting like a jerk.

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skye_tbfh 18
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be like "oh good now I can finally pretend I don't know you"

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WolfsScar 15
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Now is your time to take everything she has of yours back.

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purelymixed 17
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She couldn't have waited and let you keep on thinking you were for just a little bit longer?... Just kidding. What a dumb bitch.

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ScenePanda45 13
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We're all a little slow here and there.

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buckdharma 36
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Ask her,"who's your daddy." No, seriously.

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Apparentlyacunt 18
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Tell her that it was one of your main reasons for getting married, as it was getting too embarrassing to be related to someone so dumb. Unless she is telling you because she is upset about it, in which case make sure she knows that it doesn't change any between you.

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