fml is suppose to amuse me when im bored.. now do your job and write a stupid comment so i can laugh.
do not troll my inbox or ask "do I wanna have some fun" no I imagine sticking splinters under my nails would be more fun then fml cyber sex.
Though if you say hello and be normal I will say hello :)
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