Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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Top comments
cnygard95 12
what a great family. they should be nicer to u
firegecko123 0
wow. your family is terrible.
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Comments (150)
notbanned69 0
You must be a real asshole, even to your own family.
c_r0924 0
That's awful for you, but be happy you just got married! So just make your dad and sister sit through a slideshow of all of the pictures, that should be punishment enough.
cheapshades97 0
YES I moderated this post and passed it!!!!!
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
Thats really ******:/
thecrazyhobbit 0
wow that sucks balls tell yur sister your not going to her wedding and tell yur dad he's an asshole.
captainbj2 0
Fake - I agree with 84...who writes an FML on their wedding day !?!??!
sayfml101 0
great family huh
juicycouture12 0
this is so fake, you people are just dumb enough to beleive it
amaloney 0
that sucks. what a family!
The_Commentor_ 6
Next time they have something important say your too busy not caring.