By Anonymous - 5/9/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Is this Brexit?

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
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By  Yudith  |  20

It seems like it's going to be a hard break-up. Maybe your boyfriend's family will vote in favor of staying with you and overvote your boyfriend, maybe he will plead for a softer break-up, but by this time the hard break-up will already have happened and your ex will be losing money like crazy. After a few months of high unemployment rates and family feud with his Irish cousin, he will beg you to come back and you can make him accept all the terms and conditions he refused before.