Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
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Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
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Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
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Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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Top comments
cnygard95 12
what a great family. they should be nicer to u
firegecko123 0
wow. your family is terrible.
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Comments (150)
RockstarRN 10
That should make you think twice about getting married! Maybe they don't approve.
babycakess10 0
some family you got there OP
RuskiManBearPig 4
congratulations ur family is fool of tools
theMelimda 3
Who writes an FML on their wedding day??
yaer 4
It always starts with "today" and ends with "FML"...
mcr0cutie 0
sucks that daddy aint "pretty"
DaySetsFire 2
^win
toecutter1 0
what a bunch of dicks your own father couldn't make it that is totally uncalled for you must of had a great childhood
collegeadministr 0
Wow, was your wedding at the courthouse BC you're 16 and pregnant? otherwise, wtf!!
xosmiilexo 0
Your sister and FATHER had plans already, but your DAD went to a pool party? likkke whhatt?
oblio 0
are you saying you don't know those words mean the same thing? or what?
Kebby8D 2
....you realize that "Dad" and "Father" mean the same thing, right?
juicycouture12 0
THEY MEAN THE SAME THING! u dont have a seperate father and dad do u?