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Damn, Socrates. How did you figure that one out?

Obviously not. This wouldn't be a FML then.

Maybe this FML would be more #1's speed if it read. Today, my dad did not buy me a plane ticket. FML The issue is clearly ststed and to the point. No semi complex reading involved.

My point was, did OP even ask or let their dad know. If they didn't even ask, then they deserve it.

It seems that the dad may not have known about OP's cash flow problem. (I hope that's the case!)

An** ~ #48

(No homo) It's either go all the way, or don't go at all. Don't stop in the middle. FYL.

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no.. not both bro.

*slaps 2*

HAVE

That's terrible! I hope he ends up buying you a ticket! If he doesn't that's not fair!!

According to the FML, there would be no point in buying a ticket at this point

yea think #3?

I wonder what your sister's friend did with your father to earn that plane ticket.

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Eeeh no, I'm guessing it was sexual and also more than once and they're probably going to continue it pre and post ceremony.

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No reason to be rude, #41.

Lets just say she worked her way down on top of his roof and fixed his shingles

Yeah the dad is trying to get in with the friend! If she downs enough wine & champagne then she might be game

I feel like there was a misunderstanding and your dad didn't know that you couldn't afford your ticket.

And him or any other family member didn't give a flying f*ck about OP attending the wedding.

Dad of the year goes to....

This joke needs to pass on now. It's been overdone.

Just like " your mom"

Someone take #32 out! He's been overdone!

@53 It's scary how likely that would be to be a "your mom" joke.

Well did you ask him? Maybe he doesn't know you're broke!

How can he not know whom to prioritize for the plane ticket? Sorry for you missing out on it. Not cool at all.

You're assuming he didn't prioritize the plane ticket. Just because you are related does not mean you have any relationship. The sister getting married could have wanted her friend to attend and relieved her sister couldn't make it.

I know I'm going to get downvoted into oblivion, but to the people saying the Dad should have purchased tickets for both, I have to disagree. While it wasn't right what the dad did, he is under no obligation to purchase ANY ticket if he so chooses. I'm sorry you didn't make the wedding, OP. Financial problems suck.

well clearly in this case he chose to pay for his daughter's friend's ticket.

Did I not say he could choose what he purchases? I specifically said he was under no obligation if he didn't want to, not that he couldn't.

I have to agree welshite. Lol maybe the friend is nicer?

18 your logic makes me question whether or not you were unconditionally loved as child.

@ 9 I agree, this sounds like there is more to this too.

Yep. Sounds like the sister specifically ASKED Dad for this favor. If Dad is "involved" w this friend, he wouldn't be foolish enough to draw attention to the affair.

who knows how she got him to pay.....think of the posibilities lol

She either slept with him or gave him a blowjob. I can only think of two.

Mmmm blow pops

Maybe he likes her to use strapons.

well that escalated quickly