Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
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Yousuck24
| 21
I would of laughed too...
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gabbiechaoss
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If she does, you can forget about doing it doggystyle. Instant mood killer.
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Yousuck24
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I would of laughed too...
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ClassyCommando
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Just be glad she didn't mention her plan to get Justin Bieber's face on her thigh and a "YOLO" tramp stamp.
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hotshot2626
| 9
She just wants to branch off and explore her artistic side lol.
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theten_fml
| 9
Sue her!!! Oh wait no suing in this FML? Sorry too quick on the trigger.
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rosesofash860
| 8
What's worse than having a exes name stuck on your body? I'm pretty sure a "Cullen tree" tat is. I'd rather have a dick tattoo.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
*would have
;)
;)
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sincerelyjay
| 13
Don't forget the SWAG tattoo!
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4everblackjack
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1- Oh, I spot Psy.. Op-Op-Op-Op Oppa Gangnam Style!
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sens3sfailing
| 24
I once asked someone about swag and they claimed it was their individual look and persona. I responded by saying, "so you're being an individual and having swag by being like everybody else and dressing and talking the same? Wouldn't that mean that I (I am a metal head with band t-shirts) have more swag than you?" they looked at me dumbfounded and then brushed it off that they were more original than me. I had 100 people in my grade and rarely had a band shirt on anybody had ever heard of before...the conversation didn't end well for him...he related his story to the deep lyrics of lil Wayne...*snort* sorry, couldn't keep a straight face!
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kathuzada
| 6
I would have gathered my stuff and left
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beccaishereyay
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She seems like a catch.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
I think everyone would have laughed thinking its a joke. Then been weirded out finding out she's serious.
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Zoh_Aubrey
| 8
She is a catch.
Now let her ass go.
Now let her ass go.
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stsguitar23
| 4
Catch... As in like catching the flu, or some other virus?
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dapickle
| 9
Hahaa
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gabbiechaoss
| 5
If she does, you can forget about doing it doggystyle. Instant mood killer.
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ClassyCommando
| 13
I showed my friend this FML. He said "I'd rather get the entire English monarchy's family tree on my back." He's Irish.
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gc327072
| 29
I'd rather get "Loyal to the crown" on my back. And I'm Thomas Jefferson.
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TrueTriage
| 16
I'd rather have a confederate flag, and I'm Abraham Lincoln
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SenselessPattern
| 12
I'd rather get a "Judas BFFs 4 life!" and I'm Jesus.
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360XBOXFTW
| 0
91 ruined it
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SenselessPattern
| 12
Shit. Well, I'm off to the executioner. To make it up to everyone's braincells for reading that, you can choose between submerging me slowly into a vat of acid, forcing me to watch Spiderman 3, or sending my soul to Oblivion.
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BabySparkle1
| 15
How old is she? 8?!
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MelissaHope1986
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If she wants you to read twilight to her before bed time she's to young for you bro . Lol
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Kallian_fml
| 21
If she were 8 it wouldn't bother me as much. Sadly, I'll assume she's at least a teenager, obviously one that has allowed the irreversible cancer of stupidity to affect her entire body. This generation makes me sad...
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airforce987
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Ask her if she would get tattooed glitter to match as well. Actually, better yet, don't. That would probably give her the idea to do it.
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Chibaya
| 9
I don't understand....did you not break up with her?! Why not?
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ajnorma
| 16
I moderated a FML where the guy said he broke up with a girl for getting a Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. Wondering of this is the same guy?
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MidnaLink
| 32
Because a stupid tattoo that you don't like would be a stupid reason to actually break it off with someone! Inless it's of an Ex gf/bf...
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laden_swallow09
| 34
If the whole tree is tattooed on her back, it'd have to be rather big to show any real detail, even if it's just a relatively few… erm, relatives. I imagine she'd want portraits of everyone and not just names, pretty leaves on the branches and everything. If that be the case, it would definitely be a valid reason to break it off.
Again, I'm speculating, here.
Again, I'm speculating, here.
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ajnorma
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I moderated a FML that said a guy broke up with his girlfriend for getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. Wondering if this is the same guy?
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crash992
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Wow.
#3 hahaha you made my day that's funny.
#3 hahaha you made my day that's funny.
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tne201992
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Umm, it's called commenting? lol
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imavelociraptor
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Actually it's called replying...
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missmisery86
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nevermind
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Tolarie
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Not a keeper
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rocketpopper1030
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I wanna see that tattoo after she turns 85
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drkate25
| 30
Her "family tree" will look more like a weeping willow.
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zero91
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dont let her do that . be firm about it
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EyesofStone
| 27
Because her boyfriend has authority over her actions. Seriously. Everyone else might think it's stupid, but ultimately it's her body and she can do what she wants to it.