By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 20:36 - United States - Temecula

Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML
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The best way to eat Oreos is entire-package-in-one-sitting

You take the Oreo, split it, eat the side without the frosting first, and then you eat the side with the frosting. That's how you properly eat an Oreo.

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What could you even argue about. Everyone knows you have to twist, lick, and dunk. No debate.

I don't like eating it separately. I just dunk and eat. The cookie, to me at leaat, isn't as good when you lick out the center part.

No you take 2 double stuff oreos, tits off one of the ends of each cookie. then you stick the ends that still has the frosting o

sorry I ended mid-sentence, my boss called and I meant to hit the answer button but I hit the validate and then the answer so I couldn't edit it after the conversation. you take the ends with the frosting still on and make a quadruple stuffed oreo!

oh dear lord, on my 58 "twist" off one end.

LOL #61 that was probably the best comment ever, phone problems much?? haha

You take the Oreo, split it, eat the side without the frosting first, and then you eat the side with the frosting. That's how you properly eat an Oreo.

No no no you've got it all wrong. First you have to open the package, then you have to take the frosting from all the oreos and put it in a bow, after the all the frosting is in a bowl put it in a microwave for about 10 to 15 seconds. then when the frosting Is all melted, take your oreo and dip it in the frosting and enjoy.

Omg, #29. You just made me drool. Now I feel like I have disappointed the world by just eating my Oreos whole this morning.

Drop a pack of Oreos in a cup, pour milk, crush it up with a spoon, and drink your problems away.

Heretics! Everyone knows that the only right way to eat an oreo is to dip the whole cookie halfway in milk and eat the portion that has been reduced to delicious soggy chocolate and frosting pudding!

Lol #29, nice thought, but I tried it and for some reason it wasn't as good as expected!! Oreos are always great though.. I'm just gonna stick with the classic milk-dip.

But did you ever figure out the right way?

I don't think they did.. It's a topic that will be argued over forever! Also by the way I love your profile pic. JackSepticEye is the BEST!

The best way to eat Oreos is entire-package-in-one-sitting

I knew I want the only one who did this. Just never thought I would find another person who did!

This. This is the truth.

Now I feel like Godzilla for eating 2 Oreo packages in one sitting :( *rolls away to get my diabet-o-meter*

But it needs to be double stuffed... I can't even look at that single stuffed crap anymore

Best way? It's the ONLY way!

Methodology isn't the issue here. Attention to details however is key here. At the table or in the bedroom? Dears vs undressed? Come on people use your imagination!!!

I have no idea how this is in any way relevant to eating oreos.

But what if there is no right way to eat an Oreo? The world may never know.

Lick the frosting off first. No argument there.

Refer her to that Oreo commercial where that one kid was showing the other asian kid how to correctly eat one.

Well there is a right way to do it

I would have thought this would be straightforward but I see even the commenters can't agree on how to eat an Oreo!