By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 20:36 - United States - Temecula

Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML
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WCARlover 34

The best way to eat Oreos is entire-package-in-one-sitting

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HeadlessSparrow 20

You take the Oreo, split it, eat the side without the frosting first, and then you eat the side with the frosting. That's how you properly eat an Oreo.

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jet223 20

What could you even argue about. Everyone knows you have to twist, lick, and dunk. No debate.

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JustinJK 21

I don't like eating it separately. I just dunk and eat. The cookie, to me at leaat, isn't as good when you lick out the center part.

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IWishIWasObama 12

No you take 2 double stuff oreos, **** off one of the ends of each cookie. then you stick the ends that still has the frosting o

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IWishIWasObama 12

sorry I ended mid-sentence, my boss called and I meant to hit the answer button but I hit the validate and then the answer so I couldn't edit it after the conversation. you take the ends with the frosting still on and make a quadruple stuffed oreo!

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IWishIWasObama 12

oh dear lord, on my 58 "twist" off one end.

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Drnknmonkey08 12

LOL #61 that was probably the best comment ever, phone problems much?? haha

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HeadlessSparrow 20

You take the Oreo, split it, eat the side without the frosting first, and then you eat the side with the frosting. That's how you properly eat an Oreo.

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TheBelt 19

No no no you've got it all wrong. First you have to open the package, then you have to take the frosting from all the oreos and put it in a bow, after the all the frosting is in a bowl put it in a microwave for about 10 to 15 seconds. then when the frosting Is all melted, take your oreo and dip it in the frosting and enjoy.

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lulinator 40

Omg, #29. You just made me drool. Now I feel like I have disappointed the world by just eating my Oreos whole this morning.

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NotGabe 28

Drop a pack of Oreos in a cup, pour milk, crush it up with a spoon, and drink your problems away.

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be82tw 17

Heretics! Everyone knows that the only right way to eat an oreo is to dip the whole cookie halfway in milk and eat the portion that has been reduced to delicious soggy chocolate and frosting pudding!

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rashpimplezitz 9

Lol #29, nice thought, but I tried it and for some reason it wasn't as good as expected!! Oreos are always great though.. I'm just gonna stick with the classic milk-dip.

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Dynamite73 25

But did you ever figure out the right way?

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Firn 8

I don't think they did.. It's a topic that will be argued over forever! Also by the way I love your profile pic. JackSepticEye is the BEST!

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WCARlover 34

The best way to eat Oreos is entire-package-in-one-sitting

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stangluv 15

I knew I want the only one who did this. Just never thought I would find another person who did!

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MisterEx 28

Now I feel like Godzilla for eating 2 Oreo packages in one sitting :( *rolls away to get my diabet-o-meter*

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lexiieeex3 32

But it needs to be double stuffed... I can't even look at that single stuffed crap anymore

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abNormal62 23

Methodology isn't the issue here. Attention to details however is key here. At the table or in the bedroom? Dears vs undressed? Come on people use your imagination!!!

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itsalanis 25

I have no idea how this is in any way relevant to eating oreos.

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BI4ze 17

But what if there is no right way to eat an Oreo? The world may never know.

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RickySleeves 20

Lick the frosting off first. No argument there.

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ohjoy15 33

Refer her to that Oreo commercial where that one kid was showing the other asian kid how to correctly eat one.

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Tournesol143 28

I would have thought this would be straightforward but I see even the commenters can't agree on how to eat an Oreo!

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