Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured...

By lebato97 - 9/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

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By DFlit1 | 0

#3705579 - Friday 9 December 2011 8:59

Owned!

By borkchop1992 | 15

#3705581 - Friday 9 December 2011 9:00

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

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By Johnothan23 | 7

#3705577 - Friday 9 December 2011 8:59

Ugh, terrible spelling.

By DFlit1 | 0

#3705579 - Friday 9 December 2011 8:59

Owned!

p3mguin | 7

#3706395 - Friday 9 December 2011 15:20

Your pro pic goes perfect with this statement LOL. but op stop..... BEING A DOUCHE

Bofferding_fml | 6

#3706769 - Friday 9 December 2011 17:01

Nice pic #3, do I see correct, it is a G36C? Sweet weapon, would be my first choice

HeXr | 22

#3707011 - Friday 9 December 2011 18:20

Pffft CM901 all the way

DFlit1 | 0

#3709403 - Saturday 10 December 2011 6:57

Yes it's a G36c dual mags, foregrip and a red dot sight... I now have a holographic for it lol :)

p3mguin | 7

#3825121 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 18:26

Shut the fuck up faggots. Call of duty nerd wankers.

By borkchop1992 | 15

#3705581 - Friday 9 December 2011 9:00

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

lil_miss_katii | 7

#3706589 - Friday 9 December 2011 16:15

Maybe OP should stop being a douche and then his neighbors will like him? Just a thought..

Michael_92 | 19

#3707055 - Friday 9 December 2011 18:40

What's not to like? I'm sure this guy is rolling in the ladies..oh wait no cause you can't even respect something as small as your neighbors having a tree. There's something wrong withyou dude.

BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#3707627 - Friday 9 December 2011 21:36

101- he's gone too far with it now. There's no going back from being a douche. Ever.

lil_miss_katii | 7

#3709410 - Saturday 10 December 2011 7:00

148- that is a very good point! I forgot about that

By beccalyn244 | 4

#3705587 - Friday 9 December 2011 9:01

well you had it coming :)

monkeysareyummy | 0

#3706292 - Friday 9 December 2011 14:21

have you ever heard about wearing a shirt? My god your boobs are pretty much hangin out. (don't worry I'm not gay. But seriously, not everyone wants to see that)

RedPillSucks | 31

#3706303 - Friday 9 December 2011 14:27

translation....
Your boobs are pretty. Much hanging out. I'm not.
Gay, but want to see that.

perdix | 29

#3706338 - Friday 9 December 2011 14:46

#81 Speak for yourself! I want to see that, and I think lots of others want to as well! Look around at more profiles and you'll fins that beccalyn's shot is relatively modest.

You should write her a PM apologizing for being so clumsy when you were just trying to get her attention. That could put in motion an interesting series of events if you handle it right.