Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
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DFlit1
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Owned!
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borkchop1992
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i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this
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Johnothan23
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Ugh, terrible spelling.
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DFlit1
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Owned!
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p3mguin
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Your pro pic goes perfect with this statement LOL. but op stop..... BEING A DOUCHE
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Bofferding_fml
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Nice pic #3, do I see correct, it is a G36C? Sweet weapon, would be my first choice
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HeXr
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Pffft CM901 all the way
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DFlit1
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Yes it's a G36c dual mags, foregrip and a red dot sight... I now have a holographic for it lol :)
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p3mguin
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Shut the fuck up faggots. Call of duty nerd wankers.
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borkchop1992
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i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this
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lil_miss_katii
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Maybe OP should stop being a douche and then his neighbors will like him? Just a thought..
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Michael_92
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What's not to like? I'm sure this guy is rolling in the ladies..oh wait no cause you can't even respect something as small as your neighbors having a tree. There's something wrong withyou dude.
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BIEBERSLAYER
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101- he's gone too far with it now. There's no going back from being a douche. Ever.
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lil_miss_katii
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148- that is a very good point! I forgot about that
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beccalyn244
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well you had it coming :)
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monkeysareyummy
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have you ever heard about wearing a shirt? My god your boobs are pretty much hangin out. (don't worry I'm not gay. But seriously, not everyone wants to see that)
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RedPillSucks
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translation....
Your boobs are pretty. Much hanging out. I'm not.
Gay, but want to see that.
Your boobs are pretty. Much hanging out. I'm not.
Gay, but want to see that.
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perdix
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#81 Speak for yourself! I want to see that, and I think lots of others want to as well! Look around at more profiles and you'll fins that beccalyn's shot is relatively modest.
You should write her a PM apologizing for being so clumsy when you were just trying to get her attention. That could put in motion an interesting series of events if you handle it right.
You should write her a PM apologizing for being so clumsy when you were just trying to get her attention. That could put in motion an interesting series of events if you handle it right.
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BigBacker
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Monkey you're probably gay...
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rexgar2000
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don't worry 5 your boobs are just fine. keep it coming lol nah I'm jk
no shirt needed.
no shirt needed.
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alexm501
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BOOBS!
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Mauskau
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Put your boobs away please...
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WCARlover
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Wow so you're not just a bratty kid, you're a thief too...nice
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WCARlover
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And anyone who doesn't vote "you deserved it" is clearly delusional
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denbeste
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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WCARlover
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Wtf are you smoking 50?
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laden_swallow09
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He's not smoking anything; he's just a douche, too.
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ladyLALAA
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What's 50?
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kwanza23
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Sharing is caring!
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urlifesuxs1
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169-*face palm*
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Tsunami87
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Merry Christmas!!
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AlexanderSilver
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Merry Christmas in Louisiana!!
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tiggerbaxon
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Is it any wonder your neighbours hate you! Well played neighbours, well played
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Dracoboxer357
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Agreed, they obviously know he's a big douche bag, something he pretty much freely admitted. :p
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jpoole
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Ha you've been outplayed, burn their tree down.
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IBelongToJeebus
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Read 'burn' as 'bum' -_-
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bemylove123
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Well played. Gotta give them props.
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ninjuh_wingman
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Your neighbors just Christmas trolled you.
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conqueror57
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Is a "Christmas troll" an elf??
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KindaFunnyRight
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Elfololololol
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The_Troller
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HoHoHoHo + Trollololol = Holololol