By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
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borkchop1992 15

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

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p3mguin 7

Your pro pic goes perfect with this statement LOL. but op stop..... BEING A DOUCHE

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Bofferding_fml 6

Nice pic #3, do I see correct, it is a G36C? Sweet weapon, would be my first choice

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DFlit1 0

Yes it's a G36c dual mags, foregrip and a red dot sight... I now have a holographic for it lol :)

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p3mguin 7

Shut the **** up faggots. Call of duty nerd wankers.

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borkchop1992 15

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

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lil_miss_katii 7

Maybe OP should stop being a douche and then his neighbors will like him? Just a thought..

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Michael_92 20

What's not to like? I'm sure this guy is rolling in the ladies..oh wait no cause you can't even respect something as small as your neighbors having a tree. There's something wrong withyou dude.

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

101- he's gone too far with it now. There's no going back from being a douche. Ever.

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lil_miss_katii 7

148- that is a very good point! I forgot about that

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beccalyn244 4

well you had it coming :)

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monkeysareyummy 0

have you ever heard about wearing a shirt? My god your boobs are pretty much hangin out. (don't worry I'm not gay. But seriously, not everyone wants to see that)

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RedPillSucks 31

translation.... Your boobs are pretty. Much hanging out. I'm not. Gay, but want to see that.

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perdix 29

#81 Speak for yourself! I want to see that, and I think lots of others want to as well! Look around at more profiles and you'll fins that beccalyn's shot is relatively modest. You should write her a PM apologizing for being so clumsy when you were just trying to get her attention. That could put in motion an interesting series of events if you handle it right.

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rexgar2000 10

don't worry 5 your boobs are just fine. keep it coming lol nah I'm jk no shirt needed.

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WCARlover 34

Wow so you're not just a bratty kid, you're a thief too...nice

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WCARlover 34

And anyone who doesn't vote "you deserved it" is clearly delusional

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denbeste 3

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laden_swallow09 34

He's not smoking anything; he's just a douche, too.

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tiggerbaxon 2

Is it any wonder your neighbours hate you! Well played neighbours, well played

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Dracoboxer357 35

Agreed, they obviously know he's a big douche bag, something he pretty much freely admitted. :p

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jpoole 4

Ha you've been outplayed, burn their tree down.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Your neighbors just Christmas trolled you.

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conqueror57 11

Is a "Christmas troll" an elf??

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The_Troller 14

HoHoHoHo + Trollololol = Holololol

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