Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on...

By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

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By Syd - 21/12/2012 16:00 - United States - Plano

Today, I looked at my neighbor's empty lawn; he's an old guy and he usually has the best Christmas lights. We knew he might not be able to do them this year, so I felt bad and I did them for him. Later, a neighbor asked about them and I told her that I helped out. She said, "You do know he died, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By not a thief - 24/12/2021 01:59

Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 18:41 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML

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By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 21:02 - United States

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

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By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

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By mooselord - 05/12/2013 17:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML

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DFlit1 0

Friday 9 December 2011 8:59

Owned!

borkchop1992 15

Friday 9 December 2011 9:00

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

Comments

Johnothan23 7

Friday 9 December 2011 8:59

Ugh, terrible spelling.

DFlit1 0

Friday 9 December 2011 8:59

Owned!

p3mguin 7

Friday 9 December 2011 15:20

Your pro pic goes perfect with this statement LOL. but op stop..... BEING A DOUCHE

Bofferding_fml 6

Friday 9 December 2011 17:01

Nice pic #3, do I see correct, it is a G36C? Sweet weapon, would be my first choice

HeXr 22

Friday 9 December 2011 18:20

Pffft CM901 all the way

DFlit1 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 6:57

Yes it's a G36c dual mags, foregrip and a red dot sight... I now have a holographic for it lol :)

p3mguin 7

Tuesday 3 January 2012 18:26

Shut the **** up faggots. Call of duty nerd wankers.

borkchop1992 15

Friday 9 December 2011 9:00

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

lil_miss_katii 7

Friday 9 December 2011 16:15

Maybe OP should stop being a douche and then his neighbors will like him? Just a thought..

Michael_92 20

Friday 9 December 2011 18:40

What's not to like? I'm sure this guy is rolling in the ladies..oh wait no cause you can't even respect something as small as your neighbors having a tree. There's something wrong withyou dude.

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Friday 9 December 2011 21:36

101- he's gone too far with it now. There's no going back from being a douche. Ever.

lil_miss_katii 7

Saturday 10 December 2011 7:00

148- that is a very good point! I forgot about that

beccalyn244 4

Friday 9 December 2011 9:01

well you had it coming :)

monkeysareyummy 0

Friday 9 December 2011 14:21

have you ever heard about wearing a shirt? My god your boobs are pretty much hangin out. (don't worry I'm not gay. But seriously, not everyone wants to see that)

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 9 December 2011 14:27

translation.... Your boobs are pretty. Much hanging out. I'm not. Gay, but want to see that.

perdix 29

Friday 9 December 2011 14:46

#81 Speak for yourself! I want to see that, and I think lots of others want to as well! Look around at more profiles and you'll fins that beccalyn's shot is relatively modest. You should write her a PM apologizing for being so clumsy when you were just trying to get her attention. That could put in motion an interesting series of events if you handle it right.