Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML
Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
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DraftHail614 17
Dude what a bitch. I mean really? Over Facebook? She just wanted to embarrass you and for that, **** her.
Marshallino 24
I'm sure Facebook was not the real reason for that. FYL.
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Comments (3)
Marshallino 24
I'm sure Facebook was not the real reason for that. FYL.
DraftHail614 17
Dude what a bitch. I mean really? Over Facebook? She just wanted to embarrass you and for that, **** her.
RollyPollyTrolly 9
There’s clearly more to this. She’s probably cheating and wanted to flip it on you.