FML : Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes...

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Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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You deserved it

By nothappywithlife - / Monday 30 March 2009 21:34 / United States

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By DraftHail614 | 17

#7634109 - Monday 14 May 2018 6:07

Dude what a bitch. I mean really? Over Facebook? She just wanted to embarrass you and for that, fuck her.

By Marshallino | 21

#7476355 - Monday 26 June 2017 20:00

I'm sure Facebook was not the real reason for that. FYL.

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By Marshallino | 21

#7476355 - Monday 26 June 2017 20:00

I'm sure Facebook was not the real reason for that. FYL.

By DraftHail614 | 17

#7634109 - Monday 14 May 2018 6:07

Dude what a bitch. I mean really? Over Facebook? She just wanted to embarrass you and for that, fuck her.

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