Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
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Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, I had a big argument with my girlfriend, after she tried to stop me going home, even though it was already past my curfew. I got home, only to find out I'm grounded for staying out late, and dumped for being "inconsiderate". FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
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poopface82 23
Those who give ultimatums must be prepared for the recipient to pick the other option. Those who receive ultimatums must be prepared to favor the one not giving the ultimatum.
Ubehage 32
I'd say that's not a loss. That's a win. FYL
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Comments (8)
Ubehage 32
I'd say that's not a loss. That's a win. FYL
poopface82 23
Those who give ultimatums must be prepared for the recipient to pick the other option. Those who receive ultimatums must be prepared to favor the one not giving the ultimatum.
MidnaLink 33
As if it was her choice?
xaddrus 17
sweet home alabama?
JackWood 20
Sister is obviously toxic. Would like to hear why she doesn't "like" you having a girlfriend? Weird af
Hangryko 31
The toxic trash took itself out.
Miss_Red 18
I'm wondering what your sister's reasons are for giving this ultimatum. If it was a matter of 'I just don't like her', then it's best that the sister is no longer your sister.
D J's MOM 17
Seriously?!? WTF is wrong with your sister? if she has met and doesn't like gf, that's one thing, but not wanting you to date at all?.... that's just weird. either something wrong with her upstairs or she's got some female 'deliverance' shit going on.