Today, I had to explain to multiple people that even though I'm white, I have no interest in joining a hate group. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the N-word. FML
Today, because no one else was willing to, I had to explain to my uncle that he's white, that I'm not his grandfather, and that he's mentally challenged. FML
Today, I had to slowly and very seriously explain to my mother why there is no 'White History Month'. I can't believe we are actually related. FML
Today, I found out why my coworkers never invite me anywhere. Apparently, I "made a face" when one of them used the N-word, and it makes them uncomfortable to be around me. FML
Today, my adoptive parents were harassed yet again simply because they're black and I'm white. FML
Today, I found out one of my "friends" is “scared” to talk to me because I’m black. FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
Today, I had to explain racism to my son after some of his school friends were talking about it. Another parent then stormed up to us, pissed off because even though I was explaining how bad racism is, just talking about it is itself racist, and he was offended by me. He made my son cry. FML
Today, while meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, the first comment I received was, "Well, at least this one is white." FML
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Top comments
wrenavery90 12
Good God what kind of people are you in contact with?
JackWood 21
It's a cancer that's spreading
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Oh, so you want to be replaced? I'm looking to join an anti-hate group. People who hate hate as much as I hate hate!
Plop 17
So hateful. What has hatred ever done to you? You should strive to be a loving person. Love the hate, embrace it!
wrenavery90 12
Good God what kind of people are you in contact with?
JackWood 21
It's a cancer that's spreading
bnapier 18
No it isn't. If it were there wouldn't be all the hoaxes going around.
wysegirl 24
Who are you spending time with? I'm white and I've never been asked to join hate groups.. sucks that you are asked this but find a new crowd to run with
Sinshine 28
Don’t write it off like that. Maybe there’s an anti hate group hate group you can join.