By Anonymous - 19/08/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 721
You deserved it 5 920

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The funny part is that your daughter is 27.

You "apparently" need to lose weight? Here's some free medical advice - if you can't see your feet, you're either pregnant or obese. Since you aren't pregnant, do the math.

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Oh my gosh, that's terrible!

I actually thought it was pretty funny

what's really interesting is that we don't know how old she was.

That's cute but fyl lol

Did you backhand the little fucker?

The funny part is that your daughter is 27.

The FML doesn't specify the daughter's age. We don't know that it was a child. Well played, Perdix.

The daughter's age is unknown. This event provides a chuckle if the kid is 5 or 6 years old, but it's fucking hilarious if she's a grown woman!

15 and 21.... It is quite obvious that Perdix is joking in the original comment.

It's quite obvious 21 knew that...

It's quite obvious that... I don't actually have a statement, i just wanted to join in on saying '"it's quite obvious that".

It's quite obvious I have no clue what we are talking about :/

It's quite obvious that a slight majority of thumbers don't like my comment :'(

I do :D made me chuckle a good bit lol

It's quite obvious nobody gives a fuck about what is and isn't quite obvious, or everyone wouldn't be confused as shit right now.

It's quite obvious that people like my comments about my comment more than my comment. :D

It's quite obvious that C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

It's quite obvious that everyone likes to say "it's quite obvious"

What's not obvious is that if you point out that people prefer your comments about your comments to you comments, they sometimes reconsider your comment and decide they like your comment as well as your comments about your comments. It's a great day when you can learn a counter-intuitive fact!

78- Thank you, perdix, for leaving me absolutely and completely confused. Or maybe I'm just an idiot.... Who knows? Edit: OH! I understand now!

It's quite obvious that dis guy needs a gym membership

Awww, I bet you're daughter is adorable

that depends on how old she is

40- go kill urself

47 - yourself

So now you think you're cool by correcting me? Cool story bro.

For her sake OP, lose some weight

And the same of your unborn son... ;)

OP stands for a lot of things. (an adjective that starts with an O) (a noun that ends in a P). But in this case it stands for ovarian pain.

Op means Original Poster. :)

70- oblivious pinching

70- Ostrich penis.

I used to do that to my father all the time as a kid, it's not a big deal. However if you're that worried about it, there are many methods to losing belly fat. Good Luck OP.

Did you loudly announce it in public? Because even for a kid that would be pretty rude.

Yeah I did, but my dad used to joke about himself all the time and say it himself, :P my dad was indeed a very cool guy. ^_^ everyone's humor is different, but as I put it earlier that if op finds his belly to be a major issue there are many natural safe methods in taking care of it. :P it's never too late to take care of yourself.

Hey now. *Howard Stern voice.

Children are very honest because of their innocence. Hopefully you didn't take it to the heart. Regardless too much belly fat is harmful, use it as motivation. :)

Children just can't resist poking fun at their father's pot belly.

Who says it was a child?

So you're telling me OP isn't going to have a little brother!!!!!!! :O

You "apparently" need to lose weight? Here's some free medical advice - if you can't see your feet, you're either pregnant or obese. Since you aren't pregnant, do the math.

That was rather rude

^^ Maybe that hit close to home.... :P

He's a doctor. People would die if he didn't hand them the brutal truth.

I can see my feet! I'm so glad, I was terrified I might be pregnant.

13- That's like saying it's rude for a doctor to tell his/her patient that they are anorexic. Weight can be a serious problem, and it is definitely one the OP should work on.

doctor or not that comments still pretty rude even if its true. theres a nice way to word things and a dickish way also i cant see my feet and im nowhere near obese just have really big boobs so thats what i see when i look down. no belly and no feet lol

36- A lot of times they have to be rude in order for their point to really stick. They are trying to force the patient to actually be aware of the problem and solve it, instead of just waving it off.

38- being rude doesnt necessarily make a better point than being at least somewhat nice abt it and as i stated above not being able to see ur feet doesnt always mean obese or pregnant. thats the part i find offensive. also there is a difference between overweight and obese. perhaps the op just has a little extra belly fat that dont make him obese. besides kids say crazy things anyway so maybe he isnt that fat

10) either that, or you have some huge fucking breasts. Or you're blind.

What are you even talking about? If you can't see your feet you certainly ARE either fat or pregnant.

I'm in eighth grade and the majority of my grade is 60-80 pounds. It's just wrong. So, I have always considered myself fat and ugly. Happily, I have recently come to terms with the fact that I am just average and curvy. The daughter, if she's young, could just be making comparisons.

Spoken like a true fat fuck. Im willing to bet if you looked below those gigantic fuckin boobs there is a shitload of fat, which tends to be the case in my experience, and you just refuse to see it because you don't want to. Go smoke another blunt and ravage another fuckin bag of cheetos you disgusting fuckin dough body.

smokebluntzz420 - I'm not sure how seriously I should take someone with the username "smokebluntzz420". That aside, if you're honestly offended by what I said, then you should stick around and wait until I say something REALLY offensive. I don't think my comment was rude at all. Perhaps it was just a little blunt. Pun intended. Either that or just search for Perdix's comments. They're pretty much all offensive.

13- What else do you expect from a bastard.

Or u have realllllly big boobies ^_^

What if it's a woman with big tits?

Darn, I got beaten to it.

Thanks, Doc. When I was bigger, I used to do what you explain about if I should lose weight or not. I needed to and did.

The doc did say FREE medical advice. He did that out of the kindness of his heart! Well now you know who to NOT give freebies too! The nerve of some people!

You're a seahorse!