By Anonymous - 20/10/2018 14:00

Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML
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sunshineandroses 9

And now that you've lived, he still needs to find a new girlfriend.

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Dave_Davington 33

Well, he's not wrong. A proactive approach to one's life is never a bad idea.

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Mathalamus 24

There's proactive and there's being a huge asshole. He would be the asshole.

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Dave_Davington 33

It's amazing. Even the simplest, most obvious jokes go over peoples' heads around here.

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Chloe555_fml 27

I’m sure it was a joke, just wasn’t a funny one.

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Dave_Davington 33

Bully for you. However, I was referring to Mathalamus and others like him, who quite clearly thought I was being super serious.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

guessing you're single with dumbshit logic like that

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Gamessence 19

Learn to execute better.

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mike3775 35

You messed up on this FML. You should have stated ex boyfriend

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sunshineandroses 9

And now that you've lived, he still needs to find a new girlfriend.

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John Nemeth 14

Father *calls son* “I heard your girlfriend is in the ICU I hope she’s okay “ Son “ yea their not to sure yet *loud noises in background* Father “what’s that noise?” Son “oh I’m just at a party I figure if she dies I’ll need to find a new girlfriend...” Father “What.... the... ****.....” Son “good idea huh?” Father “I’m disowning you”

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Kitsi 14

Tell him: "Good news, you don't need to wait until I die to find another girl. We're done."

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RichardPencil 30

He may need to find a backup pool for his strong swimmers.

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