By Anonymous - 20/10/2018 14:00

Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML
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sunshineandroses 9
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And now that you've lived, he still needs to find a new girlfriend.

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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It's his turn for a trip to the ICU.

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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It's his turn for a trip to the ICU.

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Deez_Knots 10

What a dick

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Dave_Davington 33
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Well, he's not wrong. A proactive approach to one's life is never a bad idea.

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Mathalamus 24

There's proactive and there's being a huge asshole. He would be the asshole.

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Dave_Davington 33
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It's amazing. Even the simplest, most obvious jokes go over peoples' heads around here.

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PandaPrincess4 22
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No, it just wasn't funny.

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Chloe555_fml 27
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I’m sure it was a joke, just wasn’t a funny one.

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Dave_Davington 33
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Bully for you. However, I was referring to Mathalamus and others like him, who quite clearly thought I was being super serious.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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guessing you're single with dumbshit logic like that

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Gamessence 19

Learn to execute better.

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mike3775 34
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You messed up on this FML. You should have stated ex boyfriend

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sunshineandroses 9
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And now that you've lived, he still needs to find a new girlfriend.

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John Nemeth 14
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Father *calls son* “I heard your girlfriend is in the ICU I hope she’s okay “ Son “ yea their not to sure yet *loud noises in background* Father “what’s that noise?” Son “oh I’m just at a party I figure if she dies I’ll need to find a new girlfriend...” Father “What.... the... fuck.....” Son “good idea huh?” Father “I’m disowning you”

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sunnyray812 42
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Hopefully, that's how it went down.

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Kitsi 14
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Tell him: "Good news, you don't need to wait until I die to find another girl. We're done."

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RichardPencil 30
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He may need to find a backup pool for his strong swimmers.

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Envy22 32
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Praying for you.

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Jerry Leberer 12
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that warrants an immediate bye felicia

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