Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML
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sunshineandroses
| 9
And now that you've lived, he still needs to find a new girlfriend.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
It's his turn for a trip to the ICU.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
It's his turn for a trip to the ICU.
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Deez_Knots
| 10
What a dick
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Well, he's not wrong. A proactive approach to one's life is never a bad idea.
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Mathalamus
| 24
There's proactive and there's being a huge asshole. He would be the asshole.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
It's amazing. Even the simplest, most obvious jokes go over peoples' heads around here.
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Chloe555_fml
| 27
I’m sure it was a joke, just wasn’t a funny one.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Bully for you. However, I was referring to Mathalamus and others like him, who quite clearly thought I was being super serious.
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guessing you're single with dumbshit logic like that
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Case in point.
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Gamessence
| 19
Learn to execute better.
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mike3775
| 32
You messed up on this FML. You should have stated ex boyfriend
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sunshineandroses
| 9
And now that you've lived, he still needs to find a new girlfriend.
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John Nemeth
| 14
Father *calls son* “I heard your girlfriend is in the ICU I hope she’s okay “
Son “ yea their not to sure yet *loud noises in background*
Father “what’s that noise?”
Son “oh I’m just at a party I figure if she dies I’ll need to find a new girlfriend...”
Father “What.... the... fuck.....”
Son “good idea huh?”
Father “I’m disowning you”
Son “ yea their not to sure yet *loud noises in background*
Father “what’s that noise?”
Son “oh I’m just at a party I figure if she dies I’ll need to find a new girlfriend...”
Father “What.... the... fuck.....”
Son “good idea huh?”
Father “I’m disowning you”
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sunnyray812
| 42
Hopefully, that's how it went down.
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melisssa87
| 30
His motto seems to be “always be prepared”
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Kitsi
| 14
Tell him: "Good news, you don't need to wait until I die to find another girl. We're done."
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RichardPencil
| 29
He may need to find a backup pool for his strong swimmers.
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Envy22
| 32
Praying for you.