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By  Deez_Knots  |  10

What a dick

  Gamessence  |  19

Learn to execute better.

By  John Nemeth  |  14

Father *calls son* “I heard your girlfriend is in the ICU I hope she’s okay “

Son “ yea their not to sure yet *loud noises in background*

Father “what’s that noise?”

Son “oh I’m just at a party I figure if she dies I’ll need to find a new girlfriend...”

Father “What.... the... fuck.....”

Son “good idea huh?”

Father “I’m disowning you”