forget her bro... trust me there's more girls out there and plus no relationship lasts for ever.

#6: OP is a girl.

at least he cares?

#6 talks as if he has STDs 

for those that do not understand saying that #6 sounds as he gets around. that's all. don't strain yourself.

It was obviously a joke. As usual some people take it to seriously. In the case it would happen, it's either kill yourself or let the infection settle and walk for eternity as a zombie. Maybe he's an avid zombie film watcher. Theres tons of unknown ones.

I wish I can like this FML ;D

wow what exactly were you two talking about?????? it's weird, but funny

nerd

if that's not love I don't know what is!

it's adorable I would find that kinda romantic but then again I would wanna see some zombies ^__^

I hope he remembers to double tap Rule #3

win.

ydi for going out with a moron like that

that's not really a joke. I take zombies pretty seriously

that's funny, me n my bf were arguing where we'd stay during the apacolypse... SAMs club

awww that's so cute

not a bad strategy

epic fail

Actually, there is a series of plausible scientific explanations as to why a zombie apocalypse, or at least a plague that resembles a zombie apocalypse. Rather than walk around as a zombie, or with an incurable disease that makes me act like a zombie, i would prefer to be shot or blown up. Preferably exploding something giving the rest of the survivors time to get away.

lol your boy friend is funny

Ha he has the right idea.

he Shula follo the rule: don't be a hero. #146 kudos on the zombieland reference :p

that's totally a compliment! I'd want nothing more from my boyfriend!

#175 that's exactly where me and my sister said we would hide! :D

He's a keeper!

True love, he's a keeper!

He truly loves you and will be hurt to see you trip, get trampled by zombies, and slowly eat the flesh out of you. But couldn't he have waited until at least you got infected? I smell anxiety here.

This. He loves you!

I thought he meant "I would harm you before someone else harms you," as in the chances of a zombie attacking you are slimmer than him ever killing you. As in, he'll protect you from all zombies. Kind of like saying "pigs will fly before I ever become president." I thought he was being sweet. ...Am I reaching a little too high? @_#

if i were a zomby id eat your brains first

omg* ... he must love you

he rox!

Asleep*

I would totally do that . lolz it's to not cause her pain ^.^

I just hope someone sends more paramedics.

And then, more cops.

maibeh s0m3 m0r3 c0ps? 

To OP: It's obvious that he loves you. That's why you have to let him EAT YOUR BRAINS!

this

agreed- this

TAT GUY IS ME

ewwie typo. THAT*

WTF WHERES MY OTHER COMMENT. IT WAS HERE A MIN AGO

anyways I wrote: THAT GUY IS ME. 

win :D

thats afuckinmazing

You may scoff now, but when the zombies come, you'll be awishin you had a food and weapons cache...

that's pretty sick.

sounds like me

me = redneck

I need a zombie shelter myself