Miscellaneous: Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful...

By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 16:17 - United Kingdom - Uddingston

Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful from the start, but things took a turn for the worse when my grandpa went to give me a kiss on the cheek as we left. I could clearly see lice crawling around in his beard, and I couldn't stop it from touching my face. FML

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By wtf - 10/01/2014 16:47 - United States - Delmar

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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By benjavel71 - 10/01/2017 11:13 - United States - Prairie Grove

Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

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By eww. - 22/03/2013 05:28 - Australia

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 22:06 - United States

Today, I went to my dad and new stepmom's house for the week. Upon arrival, I was handed mouthwash, deodorant, and lice shampoo. The guest bed I was told I'd be sleeping in was fitted with a plastic mattress cover. I don't have lice and I don't wet the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 18:01

Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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By Sara - 03/05/2016 16:52 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML

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By sarahmaxine - 09/05/2015 04:10 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend came over to meet my parents. Everything was going fine until she said she owned a dog. My mom then immediately attempted to check her scalp for lice. FML

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Redoxx_fml 22

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:08

Lice to see you too

Dark__Angel66 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:09

Well, time to invest in some lice-be-gone shampoo.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:08

Lice to see you too

azhaela 11

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:15

Sounds like an itchy situation.

Ambient25 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:17

it must get crabby if he scratches his beard and then scratches lower

obnum 19

Sunday 13 October 2013 7:05

I'm scratching my head wondering where these bad puns went wrong. ;)

Ambient25 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 7:47

I blame Newcastle ;)

Dark__Angel66 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:09

Well, time to invest in some lice-be-gone shampoo.

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Sunday 13 October 2013 3:28

"You think I'm a dirty old man? How dare you insult me!"

BubbleGrunge 18

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:14

Good thing lice prefer clean hair!

Cyrus00 41

Friday 25 March 2016 1:31

And get him a bottle for his birthday or christmas.

theonecasey 27

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:09

We are family it's ok to share ;)

Redoxx_fml 22

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:12

There's soon to be a happy family of lice in her hair

JMichael 25

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:09

What's for dinner? Well the main course is grandpa's beard with a side of lice.

IloveToLaugh143 21

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:12

What a lovely idea! Maybe for dessert we can have lice cream! Strawberry or Chocolate? You don't want ice cream? Maybe some key lice pie...

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Sunday 13 October 2013 3:27

Maybe Grandpa stores snacks in his beard. One of my friend's fathers does that and he attracted roaches

ryanthecheeseguy 18

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:28

I'll have some lice cream for dessert please!

Unbweavable 17

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:10

this is one of the times it's ok to push a grandpa

mkymouse90 17

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:11

Oh no.. You should let him know.. Don't forget to stop by walgreen before u get home to be on the safe side...

novapine 19

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:11

I can't imagine not telling my grandfather he has lice.

elcee1987 18

Sunday 13 October 2013 8:12

Yeah but how the hell is that conversation gonna go??

Cyrus00 41

Friday 25 March 2016 1:33

Take him to the side and just tell him. I think he'd wanna know so he can do something about it.

Ambient25 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:11

Just smack him with the shampoo

Ambient25 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 3:41

I wish I could thumb you way up.....man that sounds wrong lol

mFUNdo21 17

Sunday 13 October 2013 10:39

or tell him to wash his beard with vinegar

utrax 23

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:21

That's horrifying. Beloved family or not, I wouldn't have let him come close to me with lice in his beard.

mosquito19 14

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:25

congratulations, you got crabs now.

ViviMage 39

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:48

Head lice and pubic lice are not the same critter!!

TheBrochure 22

Sunday 13 October 2013 7:54

No, but head lice are happy to take up residence down there! But I doubt OP's gramps went down on her anytime recently.

Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 13 October 2013 8:17

If you have head crabs you've got much bigger problems....

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