Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful from the start, but things took a turn for the worse when my grandpa went to give me a kiss on the cheek as we left. I could clearly see lice crawling around in his beard, and I couldn't stop it from touching my face. FML
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Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I went to my dad and new stepmom's house for the week. Upon arrival, I was handed mouthwash, deodorant, and lice shampoo. The guest bed I was told I'd be sleeping in was fitted with a plastic mattress cover. I don't have lice and I don't wet the bed. FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to meet my parents. Everything was going fine until she said she owned a dog. My mom then immediately attempted to check her scalp for lice. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Lice to see you too
Dark__Angel66 24
Well, time to invest in some lice-be-gone shampoo.
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Comments (80)
tranced_ 45
kill it with fire!
Ksweety_fml 27
Ewwww...
Michael903 18
I'm over the heebies but not the geebies!!
VoodooPriestess 16
You kinda sound spoiled to me. If your grandparents aren't fit to take care of themselves or have a problem you can see you need to help out somehow and not just say, 'Man this sucks.' Reading an fml like this reminds of something else that happened to my uncle, so I can't give sympathy. I realize this is probably completely different, but damn.
AmorVitae93 6
be greatful for your grandparents.. n if they have love try and help him not make fun of him wtf
Jm2809 0
Oh, you got "dragged" to dinner with family that obviously love you? You poor thing. How about instead of acting like a little brat, you help the poor man that is your FAMILY? He's obviously not coping and you're heartless. No sympathy for you at all, I'm giving it all to your poor grandfather
hellphone_fml 37
Just because someones family doesn't mean you love or like them, so yes being dragged out to dinner could have been torture for op.
mansen 15
both sets of my grandparents are dead. I would dearly love to be able to have dinner with them again. one set died before I was born. If there was something wrong, instead of being all oh poor me about it, maybe assess the situation your grandparents are in and see if they need help. They don't live forever and it sucks when they are gone.
elcee1987 18
We don't know op's relationship with her grandparents. Maybe they were abusive or overly critical or not nice people. Geez. Not everyone has the adorable little old grandparents that sit in rockers on the porch and offer you candy.
prinncess00 16
I agree
worldclassrager 41
He needs to shave and you need to bathe in some lice shampoo...
ViviMage 40
It was lice seeing you again! Time to get some shampoo!!
octaviamarieb 18
that's definitely enough to make anyone throw up... yuck! I hope you didn't get any in your own hair OP!
iGottaFindBubbah 12
I know, I thought the same thing. Sounds like they're not aware of it, I would've kindly rejected the kiss and explained why. He should see his doctor to check it out.