FML : Today, my girlfriend came over to meet my parents. Everything was going fine until she said she owned a dog. My mom then immediately attempted to check...

Today, my girlfriend came over to meet my parents. Everything was going fine until she said she owned a dog. My mom then immediately attempted to check her scalp for lice. FML

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By sarahmaxine / Saturday 9 May 2015 04:10 / United States - Las Vegas

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By sammiking | 13

#6286472 - Saturday 9 May 2015 22:48

Your mom is a little crazy

By TweetAnne | 13

#6286486 - Saturday 9 May 2015 22:53

Could of sworn dogs got fleas and not lice.

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By sammiking | 13

#6286472 - Saturday 9 May 2015 22:48

Your mom is a little crazy

CBOokami | 13

#6286686 - Sunday 10 May 2015 4:09

Or misinformed

Kazze | 31

#6286690 - Sunday 10 May 2015 4:17

35: Nah, just crazy.

sonasonic | 34

#6286998 - Sunday 10 May 2015 10:16

"Little" dosen't cover the insanity here.

By meatloaf11 | 23

#6286473 - Saturday 9 May 2015 22:49

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

feven | 32

#6286488 - Saturday 9 May 2015 22:53

Humans can't even get lice from dogs so what she did was just plain stupid

By Rstein14 | 14

#6286475 - Saturday 9 May 2015 22:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Lexipants | 21

#6286545 - Sunday 10 May 2015 0:03

Lice don't like a dirty environment, so...

By Markovski | 18

#6286479 - Saturday 9 May 2015 22:51

You should talk to your mom about it and tell her how you feel about what she did.

By dakatabg | 31

#6286481 - Saturday 9 May 2015 22:52

Family rules

By jmigs17 | 19

#6286482 - Saturday 9 May 2015 22:52

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myanichole | 22

#6286533 - Saturday 9 May 2015 23:49

... Just because she's not a dog person doesn't mean she's a cat person.

By seninaa | 27

#6286483 - Saturday 9 May 2015 22:52

that sound very considerate

By erin55378 | 17

#6286484 - Saturday 9 May 2015 22:52

Wait so that's not a normal thing to do...? Whoops.

By TweetAnne | 13

#6286486 - Saturday 9 May 2015 22:53

Could of sworn dogs got fleas and not lice.

feven | 32

#6286500 - Saturday 9 May 2015 23:00

No, they can get either. It's just not transferable to humans

siggy_mcsigx | 18

#6286541 - Sunday 10 May 2015 0:01

Could've*

Xamry14 | 10

#6286646 - Sunday 10 May 2015 2:36

No, head lice can only live on humans.

Calingaladha | 21

#6287434 - Sunday 10 May 2015 21:01

They can get lice (most animals can), but lice are very species-specific, so dog lice will not live on humans, and vice-versa.

By SadSouthernBell | 18

#6286489 - Saturday 9 May 2015 22:53

I take it she hasn't had much experience with dogs.

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