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By Anonymous - / Saturday 8 January 2011 22:06 / United States
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You are inferring all wrong. They are clearly telling you that you have bad breath, you stink, and you're going to get lice from the last person who slept on that bed.

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Maybe, the husband thought since he came from his ex-wives house he would be smelly and have lice.

You are inferring all wrong. They are clearly telling you that you have bad breath, you stink, and you're going to get lice from the last person who slept on that bed.

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Yup. Or maybe the OP'a hygiene is so poor that they are honestly worried that he HAS lice and want to protect their sheets. OP, you didn't mention this, but are you moving in with them because you have you recently been homeless?

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Doc, I'm not used to you getting this so wrong. They obviously think he's a total slut and is gonna bang a bunch of people in that bed. You don't want jizz stains everywhere obviously. The lice shampoo is for his crabs and the mouthwash is for cleaning his mouth out when he's done going down on those blue-waffled bitches.

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You're truly a moron, 48. Try and think of something clever to say before you type another comment.

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jaesm17 - I find it truly pathetic that the best you can do is to insult a little 4 year old girl. How sad. My only hope is for a hawk to pick you up and drive its beak into your pathetic little brain, but, finding it rotten, set you loose again to fly briefly before spattering the rocks below with the frothy red shame of your worthless blood. 

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I was hoping a tiger would savagely rip his feet off and let her cubs feed off his useless body for hours, before they drag him into the ocean for the fish to finish him off. Doc, I missed your sadistic self. :D

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FFML, you know the feeling is mutual. I will rabidly defend my daughter no matter what. Anyone else feeling extra manly want to take a shot at a preschooler?

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You know I'm right there with you. Anyone that can insult an innocent child, is a pusillanimous douche dag.

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Yah doc, you probably have no clue who I am. But in my opinion your little girl looks sweet. Don't listen to those useless bastards.

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God damnit, so far I've heard Ariel the mermaid, Tinkerbell and now a flowerpenis? :( It's time for a new picture.

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