Miscellaneous: Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By TheFatOne - 31/08/2014 19:27 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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Drama alert

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 23:59 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

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By hairplease - 27/02/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until my grandmother walked up to us and said to me, "You sure have a nice looking boyfriend." My friend is a girl. She has cancer and lost all of her hair due to chemotherapy. FML

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Cheers

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I spent all day at the hospital with my grandma for some tests. When I drove her back home she decided to thank me with $50. Knowing she is unemployed, I told her I couldn't take a whole $50. She replied with "Ungrateful, just like your mother", then took the money and left. FML

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Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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Adieu

By Pain - 24/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML

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Sunday 24 May 2009 11:26

She sounds like my mother. She has things to pick at, even if they don't always make sense or have a purpose. I'd just be happy that she didn't start buying you gift cards to spas to fix the problem or suggest products. Totally embarrassing though. Had you noticed this before she mentioned it though?

24788 6

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:21

Well, at least it was your grandma who told you. It could of been worst.

Comments

biancagolden 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:14

This is why bleaching does not suffice.

stiles_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:20

yawn

24788 6

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:21

Well, at least it was your grandma who told you. It could of been worst.

alesposito 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:37

That sucks but uh..ever heard of waxing? YDI & FYL

Curtieeeez 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:50

She was probably delusional.

itsgen 16

Sunday 24 May 2009 11:13

hmmm its called WAX!! and rasors! omg what gurl lets her self to get that hairy? eww

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 24 May 2009 11:26

Madalena_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 11:45

She's old . Give her a break . sucks for you though . ever heard of waxing ? LOL

tWitt3rBuG 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 11:57

Why would she thank you for a disastrous visit? That's a bit hopeful! Well brutal honesty from family is a good thing, do something about it!

omglyktotally78 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:11

This FML really made no sense....were you drunk when u wrote it? Your grammar is awful and u can't even write a complete sentense(sp?) Or have a clear thought process.....either way YDI for being hairy.