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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
I’m your new creative director
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Checking you out
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Night owl
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Back from the party
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Up and coming moderator
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Perfectionist
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
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One ring to rule them all
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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Judgmental
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Beginner
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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DefinitelyNotDogshit - / Wednesday 28 August 2013 04:06 / United States - Levittown

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By butterbody / Sunday 23 March 2014 23:02 / United Kingdom

Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By crap / Monday 24 February 2014 04:01 / United States - Las Vegas

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BakedBat - / Friday 21 February 2014 04:10 / United States - Minneapolis

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 13 February 2014 15:20 / United States - Reno

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elcee1987

Mobility

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

I’m your new creative director

Checking you out

Work is a 4-letter word

Night owl

Back from the party

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

One ring to rule them all

Consolation prize

Santa Claus

Judgmental

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Beginner

50 favorites

One more and it's business time