Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
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Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I get along very well, but I’m not used to being extremely close to somebody. Every time we are together, I always somehow manage to elbow him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
How do you have that as a reflex?
marcranger 28
Rule 34 dictates that some guys are into that! You might be lucky, OP!
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marcranger 28
Rule 34 dictates that some guys are into that! You might be lucky, OP!
Redoxx_fml 22
Doubts
\ 28
Hmm... it's known as "Ballbusting" and the guys don't seem to enjoy it that much...
michaelaranda 28
yeah, I dont think ops new bf appreciated this. its an fml after all.
dallaschloe2 15
**** his life, not yours!
Awahso 25
Its kinfa hot though
skitzymew 19
Regardless if OPs boyfriend liked it or not, there ARE guys out there that do. I actually got a message from some perv on here a while ago asking if I would kick his balls if he payed me $50.
Awahso 25
Awh no I made a typo. And that is really creepy. Just like any other turn on or kink-you're going to have weirdos creeping up on people.
marcranger 28
54, I'm grossed out on your behalf, but sadly, I'm not surprised. I made my comment in jest, but I have seen certain...websites devoted to the genre of **** and ball torture, enough that I'm sure there's an audience interested in re-enacting the contents IRL. -___-
Llama_Face89 33
54- did you do it? Getting paid to crush a creeps balls sounds pretty rewarding tbh.
sirsquab 12
@ 63: Not when they like it. I actually regularly tell people who threaten to hit me that I might like it, to deter them from hitting me.
\ 28
Guys with serious foot fetishes are more likely to be into it, tho...
Cas547 8
Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is **** of it. Nothing to do with nut-shots.
marcranger 28
Which means, 81, that there is nut-shot ****, which means by extension that there are guys (and gals, but we all know who watches more ****) who are into it!
Saikon1357 25
I don't think this falls under rule 34. Try again.
ChaCerCam 14
#65 You're a ******* genius I never thought of that!
Redoxx_fml 22
How do you have that as a reflex?
9echo 17
Has OP been abused in the past? This sounds like a serious issue.
Welshite 39
Whoa whoa. A reflex does not mean she was abused in the past. What does my leg twitching mean?
SilverInGray 25
That was my first thought. That's a pretty serious reflex, not just a twitch or jerk. It doesn't mean she was, but it's a possibility.
Ambient25 24
So if the doctor hits your knee with the little hammer and you reflex, does that mean abuse as well?
SilverInGray 25
There's a difference between hitting a tendon or muscle or whatever and your leg moving, and you moving it yourself. They're different types of reflexes.
kamikrazy 6
I used to be so fascinated when the doctor hit my knee and it moved.
Raluxa 21
She must be Hit-Girl!
junkman6 22
#2 from watching too much bad anime.
grunt_fml 17
Feminism.
TheNewMirage 10
Well, it's not a first kiss that he'll forget soon.
9echo 17
Today, I finally got the balls to kiss my new girlfriend. As I went in, she kneed me in the balls. FML
Welshite 39
Those balls must be defective, but he can return them at the Ball Factory under the 30 day warranty. He might even get bouncy balls as a replacement.
Ambient25 24
# 22 Today, I attempted to personify myself as OP's boyfriend. It didn't work. FML
9echo 17
Yeah, I screwed that one up. Sorry guys.
theonecasey 27
Too much excitement!
Ambient25 24
I feel bad for OP's boyfriend. Imagine when they do it for the first time.....best keep that eulogy ready.
Ambient25 24
when she says NO it means NO
mkymouse90 17
He will not try that again... Well he might. .
JMichael 25
How does someone trying to kiss you give you the reflex to knee someone's gonads?
beautifulsoul89 11
I think that question most definitely deserve an answer!!!!
Welshite 39
#16: Aliens. It's always the aliens' fault.
Cartera 10
Welshite you're so stupid. You can't even tell the difference between aliens and the Illuminati!
Welshite 39
What if they're the same?
ThePrestige 12
illuminati my friend.
Codezlol 21
Hey, he might be into that shit. Love hurts.
babyj123a 3
Lol
Lisee92 18
So, the kiss-kick-to-the-balls reflex? New to me.
cakefete2 30
Yes, its proven to be a very effective form of birth control.
\ 28
It was her first kiss, she probably was incredibly nervous, and she didn't know how to properly react...
aoc123 8
lots of guys are into that haha maybe he'll think it was hot?
caigan4u 7
After he stops rolling on the floor.
Codezlol 21
Not sure if I'd say lots of guys are into it. But I know what you mean haha.
Ambient25 24
this isn't the BME Pain Olympics, I dunno any guy into their nuts getting mangled
Metalkitty 15
What kind of guys are you in touch with?
Chellybelly92 14
How can that be your first response?
zandalee 19
She lives in Auckland... There are a lot of assholes in Auckland...