Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.
keenan61194 4
YDI Dipshit
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Comments (133)
amberita28 0
This could have all been avoided if you didn't speed. Speed limits are assigned for a reason! Not only do you put yourself in danger but you also put others around you in danger when you speed! Imagine if the person driving next to you was bringing home their newborn baby from the hospital! Slow down, it's not that hard!
rob935 5
Maybe he is just an idiot who is too stupid to notice massive the cop car with big lights on the roof and the "no parking" sign. Be nice,...
arhanes 0
Because I'm real sure you have never, ever gone a single MPH over a speed limit. including those speed limits in a school zone when there are no kids around. it's real easy to cast judgement on others. how about yourself?
Sharpie23 7
12-Just for the record studies have shown that people who drive 5-10mph over the speed limit are safer drivers and typically get in less accidents. Also people who break up wolfpacks on the freeway (by driving through them) make the freeway safer environment for others.
jadedwaitress 0
Everyone may speed a bit from time to time, but to get caught twice in a short period of time is ridculous. I've been driving for 5 years and I've never had a speeding ticket. Keep in mind though that when I do speed it's not much over the limit, and in an area where it will be safer to do so. Three tickets in one day means you're a ******* idiot
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
50: Ugh, I hate driving in a wolfpack. *activates Teams Edward/Jacob shield*
Igor_g5 0
I agree with #11.
bbman12 0
bad karma much?
iicyfreshhXD 0
learn how to park :)
dylan211996 0
damn
smurf1 0
that is definantly FML worthy. seriously FYL damn...
ndvorsky 4
dude I just got convicted of three counts of murder in the first degree... FML. WTF it was his fault
1jordan1 11
Definitely not fml worthy. It's his own fault, I'm not going to have sympathy for someone that doesn't care about the law or the safety of others. His own fault. Take driving more seriously.
smurf1 0
#8 I love your picture! xD
Sooniztimmy 0
That Sucks, people who say slow down and ydi for speeding, may be right, but I'm sure many of us have drove over the limit twice in the same day but just never for a ticket. as far as parking goes, well thats just being retarded.
FFML_314 12
Yes but, you still deserve it. It's not as if OP was speeding, not realizing that (s)he was doing something wrong. Anyone deserves a speeding ticket if they are speeding.
mclonin 0
I speed. I said ydi because he wasn't careful about it the second time and how do dumb do you have to be to park illegally at the police station going to pay your fineS? I guess op is tired of having a license and is trying to get it revoked.
Sooniztimmy 0
30, I agree op deserved it, as I said above, but my point was that most of us are guilty of this and are fortunate enough too not be in ops position, and #101, where I live where youd pay your ticket is never a police station, its a court house, and its typically downtown somewhere, where I live its crazy to think you can get parking anywhere near the courthouse. Doesn't make it right, but very common.
G_babyyy 0
maybe you should start driving at the speed limit instead of above it OP. :)
VolleyballSMASH 1
and parking correctly, especially at the police station.
sk8trzero53 0
ydi for driving naked, jk op fyl bad day :p