Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status...

By Camille - 14/7/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

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By SpeakerPhone - 14/11/2009 17:31 - France

Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML

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By failed - 23/2/2011 10:06 - Switzerland

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/3/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, I nervously started a new job, and my co-workers were telling me silly rules about our boss. Later, I accidentally bumped into him, and blurted "Rule #7, don't touch George." He definitely heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/3/2013 02:16 - United States - Charlotte

Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/4/2015 17:39 - Qatar - Doha

Today, my boss' incompetent, lazy son got another raise. He only started working here five months ago. Since then he's been promoted twice and given a Bentley as a company car. All this while company profits are in the shitter and the rest of us are facing a wave of layoffs. FML

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By Dumbweed - 28/8/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of that smell of marijuana in the house. So I confess and tell her I will never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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By Anonymous - 7/10/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

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By dickbag - 25/11/2015 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my mom hates my grandmother (her mother-in-law) so much that she's trying to guilt me into not visiting her when I come home for Thanksgiving. I wouldn't be coming home for Thanksgiving in the first place, but my grandmother bought me the plane ticket. FML

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By KaYLa_LoUiSe - 8/8/2020 08:03

Narcissistic parents FTW

Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML

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By feeling single - 28/10/2015 19:48 - United States - Burbank

Today, it's been so long since I heard from him, I had to look at my boyfriend's Facebook page to see if we're still in a relationship. FML

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By Bullet - 13/8/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

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By leftout - 13/5/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was one of five people called up to the front in class to receive a special notice from the school administration. The first four people received awards for outstanding effort in school. Mine was a notice that I had overdue library fines. FML

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By Forge - 11/10/2014 14:43 - United States - Taylor

Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML

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By jayc80 - 20/5/2011 17:59 - Bermuda

Today, my boss scheduled a staff breakfast at a swanky new restaurant for all the hard work we've been doing. The dining area is on the roof, and the building has no elevator. I've been in a wheelchair for 11 years. When I brought this to my boss's attention, he said it wasn't his problem. FML

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By blondie - 24/3/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 7/4/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/2/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By shitty day - 30/11/2011 10:53 - United States

Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

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By kingwalrus - 12/6/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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By Notyourstepmom - 7/9/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

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By cantdolife - 23/9/2018 21:00 - United States - New Boston

Today, as a teacher, I had a conference with the mother of a student who is struggling with behavior. Turns out the mom is the woman who does my Brazilian waxes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/4/2011 05:49 - United States

Today, I held a door open for my boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" FML

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By Yudith - 4/6/2019 02:00

Today, at work, a customer pulled down her pants and lifted her sweater to reveal a hole in her chest full of greenish, stinky goo. I don't work in anything health-related. FML

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By TVKill3r - 29/3/2013 00:57 - United States

Today, at work while near a cigarette tray outside, a man said, "Thanks for polluting our environment!" All I could say was, "What?" He then said "I'm speaking English you know!" I was cleaning the cigarette tray at the time, don't smoke at all, and was born here. FML

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By djkimmaz - 3/12/2011 11:23 - United Kingdom

Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML

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By APRRECIATION - 24/5/2009 06:46 - Canada

Today, I got back from a service trip to Kenya, where I had no running water or electricity. I encouraged my friends to go green and help raise awareness by conserving as much electricity as possible. I return home to find that all my lights have been on for 2 weeks. FML

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By Tom_why - 23/5/2009 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping some mental health patients at work, I spent 20 mins to fail to connect the DVD player to the TV and went back to make them something to eat. I came back into the room after 5 mins and one of the patients had connected it for himself. He has a profound learning disability. FML

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By Help - 16/6/2018 20:30

Today, it's the 11th day of my migraine. I've drunk enough water to piss crystal clear, eaten every type of food there is, slept for days, and tried every remedy in my medicine cabinet. Nothing made a dent in the splitting pain. FML

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By Quendolin - 9/11/2015 14:07 - Germany

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/3/2016 05:51 - United States - Cortlandt Manor

Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML

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By steph - 1/6/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/9/2010 23:52 - United States

Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 4/11/2018 22:00

Today, I asked my niece to house-sit because she acts very mature and sensible while her brother is an idle slob. Turns out the idle slob nephew is the mature one while the sensible niece actually likes to throw house parties. I found a used condom stuck to my ceiling. FML

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By Storm - 23/9/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By brad3720 - 14/4/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML

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By fresh single - 3/4/2016 07:53 - United States - Pomona

Today, my girlfriend decided it was logical to accuse me of cheating because of the hundreds of emails I had from women wanting to meet up with me for sex. She had been looking in the "Spam" folder. FML

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By pissed - 7/7/2016 18:39

Today, I got offered an interview for a job after months of unemployment. It's a 3-month contract 3 hours away from where we live. My boyfriend's reaction was to tell me to move out and take our hamster with me. FML

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By pregnantapparently - 10/12/2015 18:45 - United States - Durham

Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML

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By RyanM - 10/3/2010 15:00 - France

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML

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By FFML_314 | 11

#1087992 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:03

Is he hot? Wow, that's horrible of me to say.

By SS99_fml | 20

#1088030 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:05

You should get with him to teach your boyfriend a lesson.

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By FFML_314 | 11

#1087992 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:03

Is he hot? Wow, that's horrible of me to say.

STYLE_E | 0

#1088049 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:05

I see a promotion on the way OP!!

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1088158 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:13

6 now knows how to jack jokes from other people :D congradulations
I offer my condolences to #4

FFML_314 | 11

#1088184 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:16

Loren, *congratulations.

kfrizzle2 | 4

#1088208 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:19

Lol free date! Pretty sweet if you ask me.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1088258 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:25

My iPod corrected it to that and I was like w/e it prob knows better than me

FMLephant | 2

#1088279 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:26

I ain't saying you a gold digga...

rainbowhobos | 4

#1088293 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:28

Lol, he's probably bullshitting you OP. He's just in it for the youthful hardcore smexx... since his wife obviously isn't good enough in bed as she used to back in the dayyy.

NailahBabe | 0

#1088296 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:28

Hit on Debra! (LIKE A BOSS)

And the next step is likely "get rejected."

JohnGraveline | 0

#1088311 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:28

I was born in the same

FFML_314 | 11

#1088320 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:30

Damn, lol! You could have let me have it. I hardly catch mistakes from certain people, it made me feel proud.

JohnGraveline | 0

#1088330 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:30

same state as OP. lol

rosemary1990 | 0

#1088517 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:52

24 I so agree with you. A one night stand would make his day :P

281go | 4

#1088583 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:08

This would be the perfect time to ask for a raise.........

aardvarkish | 15

#1088612 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:15

1 & 48, I was thinking the same thing!

haleyisawsomee | 0

#1088626 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:21

ur bf sounds like an asshole

FFML_314 | 11

#1088712 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:53

Well aard, you know what they say. "Great minds think alike."

281go | 4

#1088721 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:54

nice 57

Giorgio272 | 2

#1088724 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:55

free food and old man sex. you should be counting your lucky stars instead of bitching some people would be happy ffs.

pvthill | 0

#1088733 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:59

if u throw In a blow job u might get a promotion and a company car that will get ur bf bak for hacking ur fb account

hghiPigh | 0

#1088771 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 11:18

ydi for boasting sneakily by trying to pass this off as an fml

aardvarkish | 15

#1088842 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 11:49

63, I think a BJ would also merit a company mug and T-shirt. At least, if I were that boss, I would throw it in.

onelove222 | 0

#1088847 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 11:50

lmao your boyfriend is funny

MrWTF_fml | 2

#1089155 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 13:30

your bf don't want you anymore!!!

iownyou777 | 0

#1089227 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 14:16

nice 57 hahahahaha cept the married with two kids part...we all know that won't happen....

Kylias | 6

#1089493 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:06

I wish you twits would learn the difference between "hacking" and "going to log on to his own only to see that she was already signed in".

StopTheFuckinCar_fml | 0

#1089712 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:46

if things don't work out w/ the boyfriend you have your boss as backup, so don't burn that bridge.

catalystics | 2

#1089863 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:19

the boyfriend hacked op's facebook? or did op just forget to log out

spiderman2211 | 0

#1089908 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:35

YDI for having your boss on fb

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1090355 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:32

85/94: Agreed, with the addition "guessed my crappy and obvious password."

Lolpancakes | 0

#1090387 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:39

ydi, u had to have done something ur not telling us for him to do something like that

OhWowFYLindeed | 0

#1090723 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 21:18

You two can run away together! <3

whitetyler47 | 0

#1090920 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 22:33

lol

AziraLevana | 2

#1091978 - Thursday 15 July 2010 2:14

29: You were correct. The only way "congradulations" would have been in his dictionary was if someone had added it, because "congratulations" is the correct spelling.

meghaan0 | 0

#1093700 - Thursday 15 July 2010 16:19

agreed w 25! lmao

xBangOut | 4

#1094990 - Thursday 15 July 2010 20:41

It would be so funny if you get together with your boss and leave your boyfriend, because he didn't give her any choice :D :D Oh boy, poor boyfriend^^

charleycake | 0

#1099524 - Saturday 17 July 2010 0:21

127 haha

htb2050 | 11

#2408080 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:17

lol

DjaySkar | 14

#4490385 - Monday 28 May 2012 6:27

He will then,
Swallow sadness
Send some faxes
Etc.

By SS99_fml | 20

#1088030 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:05

You should get with him to teach your boyfriend a lesson.

DarkHelmet | 10

#1089542 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:13

I can see a raise and promotion in your future

Paradoxasaurus | 0

#2103389 - Sunday 20 February 2011 16:23

101, if only everyone had your face!
OP deserves it for saying "hacked" when she probably just left herself logged on.

By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1088042 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:05

Marry him!

JohnGraveline | 0

#1088235 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:23

That's an excelent idea. Bootycall!!!!

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1090358 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:34

20: Marriage and booty calls are mutually exclusive ideas.

aardvarkish | 15

#1112587 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 7:54

101, if only every one had your sense!

By jessica980 | 2

#1088045 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:05

eww

abbyelizabeth | 9

#3250702 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:13

How is that ew? For all we know he's a successful man who is romantically involved with a coworker. Unprofessional? Yes. "ew?" Not exactly.

By bobys36 | 0

#1088053 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:05

that sucks

eb0ny | 15

#4253877 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 14:03

Your comment sucks.

By shea627 | 20

#1088057 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:06

that sucks big time cuz it seems kinda like a lose-lose situation. cheat on your boyfriend and go put with your married boss or risk being fired.

padfootA | 4

#4398095 - Sunday 6 May 2012 19:01

It never said the boss was married...

By AliceSaysFYL | 0

#1088075 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:07

Tell his wife and dump your boyfriend!

britannie | 0

#1836266 - Monday 13 December 2010 8:34

she never said that her boss was married,

By Sooniztimmy | 0

#1088151 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:13

kinda weird your boss is a friend on facebook. I don't know if id want my boss knowing every detail I put up on facebook

ktbird | 0

#1089281 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 14:43

Totally agree with this one... At least have him on a limited profile so he can't see your posts. For that, YDI.

By G_babyyy | 0

#1088182 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:16

your boyfriend wins this fml made me lol
oh and fyl cause thats gross.

By G_babyyy | 0

#1088195 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:18

forgot the space between lol and oh. forgive me grammar nazis.

FMLephant | 2

#1088327 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:30

I ain't saying you a gold digga...