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I hope you defended yourself.
It has to do with a man chasing him half a block...
you were on his corner, smarten up son LLOLL
I was stuck in the thunderstorm too! :(
no! you were engulfed upon gods ejaculation!
Charlie Sheen?
Why would you have his drugs yah hope you defended yourself next time don't go there unless you have a ride and don't have to wait in a bad spot! Glad your alive people will kill for drugs even if you didn't have anything on you he could think that you took or smoked whatever he needed!!! Call the popo next time if they get there in time
say to him, free hugs not drugs!
yeah I agree with 15 I don't see that ending well, but atleast your mom didn't tell you to run out of walmart because she shoplifted...there's always a bright side ;)
@16 Yes or the Mom could have been selling, took the money, the man yells "where's my drugs?!?!", the Mom runs and tells OP to run but OP stands there to get a ride home from crazy.
ya that won't get his ass beat to shit or anything. throwing out hugs eh.
I guess you never heard of bc bud lol silly Americans, who blend bigmacs and inject it into their veins
OP, we all know that you were secretly the crazy guy in this anecdote :)
Want to swallow your son?
^ win.
Wowww that blows. Just suck it up, but clearly he smoked you. I hope he didn't shoot up the block. But I have to admit, that made me snort from laughter.
12 you're has an 'e' on the end if you're using it in that context. heads up.
Yeahh I thought about that a couple days after I made the account and that actually really bothers me when people do that but I couldn't figure out how to change it:(
At least he didn't think you were a hooker.
yea no doubt
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At least he didn't think you were a hooker.
I hope you defended yourself.