Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.
keenan61194 4
YDI Dipshit
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Comments (133)
Cabbotage 0
How is this a FML? You obviously can't and don't obey the speed or parking rules and deserve all three fines. And don't deserve a license because you're a danger to other drivers! FYL?, not a chance, you deserve every part of it. You expect to break rules without facing the consequences? Grow up.
curliegirlie85 0
54- Actually I think YOU should grow up. the requirements for FML don't say that you have to have been treated unfairly. I believe you're allowed to do something stupid in order to have something happen that sucks. hmmm actually I think that's the way it goes most of the time! soooooooo FYL buddy. good luck on your surgery (getting your stick removed)
Cabbotage 0
72 - firstly; I'm not your buddy. second; no need to be rude. third; nearly everyone's comments echo my thoughts and you single me out? bad choice. oh and epic fail @ the stick joke.
Cabbotage 0
72 - and nothing you wrote actually made any sense... "you're allowed to do something stupid to have something happen that sucks" WTF? what kind of twisted logic is that? where's natural selection when you need it?
diet_otaku 0
72 - actually, no, that's why we have the "YDI" option. some random crap happened to you, FYL. you did something exceptionally stupid, YDI. OP definitely deserved this and needs to get the hell off the roads to boot. it's one thing to speed, but you generally have to be going at least 10 miles over for a cop to bother pulling you over, and there's just no excuse for the parking ticket.
mayhemxphoto 0
failure. stop driving.
xXlolololXx 0
YDI for obviously being a complete retard and not paying attention to anything while driving. LEARN TO DRIVE!!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Wow, that really sucks. It's obvious the police department in your town is just out to get you. I mean, why ELSE would you get two speeding tickets AND a parking ticket?
FFML_314 12
59 I hope that was sarcasm.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
to #60: why would anyone ever be sarcastic in such a serious forum as this one?
FFML_314 12
Good lord, I just don't know. I'm throwing in the towel! :P
Trollz4daLULZ 2
you're a towel!
diet_otaku 0
YOU'RE a cigarette!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I'm not your mate, fag!
bdsmith 0
Can't drive, can't park. What the **** are you doing in a car?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
conceiving you. ZING!
mdude94 0
**** the police
ashleynonymous 0
You clearly suck at driving or have a stalker cop.
TommySixx81 0
LOOK WHERE YOU PARK. Simple
FeedtheBrood 0
time to consider public transportation?