Transportation: Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way...

By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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By journeytotheend - 14/07/2012 06:55 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML

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By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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By occam's pube-razor - 05/09/2015 04:26 - United States - Buena Vista

Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML

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By sdfsdf - 22/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:05

I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.

keenan61194 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:02

YDI Dipshit

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Cabbotage 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:17

How is this a FML? You obviously can't and don't obey the speed or parking rules and deserve all three fines. And don't deserve a license because you're a danger to other drivers! FYL?, not a chance, you deserve every part of it. You expect to break rules without facing the consequences? Grow up.

curliegirlie85 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 11:59

54- Actually I think YOU should grow up. the requirements for FML don't say that you have to have been treated unfairly. I believe you're allowed to do something stupid in order to have something happen that sucks. hmmm actually I think that's the way it goes most of the time! soooooooo FYL buddy. good luck on your surgery (getting your stick removed)

Cabbotage 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 22:44

72 - firstly; I'm not your buddy. second; no need to be rude. third; nearly everyone's comments echo my thoughts and you single me out? bad choice. oh and epic fail @ the stick joke.

Cabbotage 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 22:52

72 - and nothing you wrote actually made any sense... "you're allowed to do something stupid to have something happen that sucks" WTF? what kind of twisted logic is that? where's natural selection when you need it?

diet_otaku 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 0:26

72 - actually, no, that's why we have the "YDI" option. some random crap happened to you, FYL. you did something exceptionally stupid, YDI. OP definitely deserved this and needs to get the hell off the roads to boot. it's one thing to speed, but you generally have to be going at least 10 miles over for a cop to bother pulling you over, and there's just no excuse for the parking ticket.

mayhemxphoto 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:21

failure. stop driving.

xXlolololXx 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:33

YDI for obviously being a complete retard and not paying attention to anything while driving. LEARN TO DRIVE!!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:53

Wow, that really sucks. It's obvious the police department in your town is just out to get you. I mean, why ELSE would you get two speeding tickets AND a parking ticket?