Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.
keenan61194 4
YDI Dipshit
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Comments (133)
linzb752 0
you shouldn't have a license to drive
thatkidyouhate 3
Learn to drive, OP.
T_X_P 2
How about learning to drive in a way that doesn't attract the attention of police? (what a concept...)
savemypandabear 0
well clearly someone is just not seeming to catch on with tbis 'driving' thing. ride a bicycle XD it'll save you a lot of money
fingmexican 3
epic fail
UAintGotNoSkillz 6
just what I was thinking..
jessdemi 0
who gave you a license to drive ?? :) jk OP sucks ur giving your money to pay for your crappy driving/ bad luck :)
TheNewGuy03 29
easy, pay off the tester. works every time. right?!?!?!? |the kid|
Arsonnist 3
Well at least you're already there. What can go wrong now?
richmurrills 0
Well stop speeding and parking illegally then dipshit.
KaneStatic 0
I think you took the term speed metal a little too literal
OmgO_o 0
fuhh! :o must be a real reckless driver D: