Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.
keenan61194 4
YDI Dipshit
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Comments (133)
Trixies100 0
What the **** did u do to God??? U know u don't go pissing him off or this stufff will happen.
Espion_fml 1
No, regardless of what you think about any "god" you'll still get a ticket if you break the law.
SupermanXL 3
just get off the road. you clearly cant obey the law.
Lizbo415 0
you obviouselly deserved to get all the tickets if u didn't learn ur lesson the first time. how the f*ck did u manage that? are u really that bad of a driver? or just that stupid?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
hey 161, you "obviouselly" should go back to elementary school and learn how to spell and use proper sentence structure!
apv0222 0
I just got one today...doing 82 in a 65. ... u can say fml lol
allie2590 31
Wow. Stop speeding and learn how to park?
emokid13 0
cop win
smackieonassis 0
When did FML become 'Idiot suburbanites get what they deserve and then feel the need to bitch about it to strangers?' Seriously, if you are going to repeatedly break traffic laws, don't expect any sympathy from anyone when you get fined for it. I don't care who you are, but you are not too important to pay for parking or obey the speed limit. Suck it up and pay your fines, dickwad.
Jakers721 0
I love how everyone judges as if they've never gotten a ticket. in fact, I just got one today.
static_animosity 0
get a bike..
Killer_Panda11 4
well that sucks. More money to be spent OP