Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
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FFML_314 12
I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.
keenan61194 4
YDI Dipshit
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Comments (133)
Rick_S 3
Pay attention to the signs around you. The speed limit is clearly posted, and so is the no-parking sign, I'm sure. YDI
adamx88 0
this was already said once but have u never gone over the speed limit before??? just because u didn't get caught doesn't mean you didn't break the law, although I agree, 3 tickets in 1 day is pretty bad
1jordan1 11
It's one thing to go over the speed limit. People do it. But cops don't chase you down for going 60 in a 55 zone. He must have been going a lot faster. And even if he wasn't, if he's too stupid to learn from his mistakes, it's his own fault. He got not only two, but THREE in such a small period of time.
TheNewGuy03 29
1) was it the same cop? because boy, was he (or she) out to get you... 2) hehe, pick better (and legal) parking spots, and don't speed, dammit! >< |the kid|
blueocean43 2
the maybe PARK SOMEWHERE LEGAL! It's really not difficult, if there are two of the lines, and they are yellow it means you can't park there. How on earth did you pass your driving test.
mclonin 0
two lines make a parking spot. one on each side of the car. And some places paint their entire lot with yellow. I guess that's a useless lot then?
hannahleigh 0
OMG I feel so bad for you! I can't believe you faced consequences for breaking the law! How unfair!
1himfan666 0
all I have to say is wow u had a shitty day
2igutierrez31 2
sucks 4 u especially cuz u might get ur licenes suspended 4 so much tickets in 1 day
sxyntx 0
I call bull$hit! but thanks for playin
danii1996 0
lol niiice job
sallen0046 4
Hopefully they'll go right ahead and suspend your license, you don't need to be driving. Traffic signs are not that complicated, and if you either refuse to obey them, or aren't paying enough attention to notice them, you deserve everything you got. One every couple of years is one thing, but three is a row is not only irresponsible, but down right stupid.