Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.
keenan61194 4
YDI Dipshit
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Comments (133)
frustratedashell 4
Shut the **** up with the "YDI cause you suck at driving" stuff. You're being huge dicks. Shit happens... in Texas, the cops arrest you cause they're bored. Its not all the OP's fault, so stfu.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
try paying attention when your forced to go back to driving school. so yeah, ydi
alldara 0
L2DRIVE.....and always put EXTRA time into the parking meeter. Just to be safe.
mahnego 3
you just shouldn't even drive anymore.
Omnigeek6 1
Everyone gets speeding tickets. Everyone gets parking tickets. A few people are unlucky enough to get both in one day. However, after you get a speeding ticket, an intelligent person would be more careful to stay below the speed limit. Lrn2drive, and YDI.
rab1015 0
...someone didn't learn their lesson.
Scarface9407 0
Someone doesn't know how to drive!
Trixies100 0
ok? well I didn't need u to comment on my comment when ur supposed to be commenting on the post and not otherbpeoples comments.
Mythdefied 0
YDI. That's just a whole lot of stupid right there.
6ixtynin9 2
o.o