By anonymous - 18/02/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
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The_Creeper_fml 8

I don't get it. I dropped mine off a second story balcony. Scratched, some screen cracks, but it still worked. Do you like throw yours into the fiery pita of hell?

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philipino 24

Then what would happen if you THREW IT ON THE GROUND! I'M AN ADULT!

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kmccain 27

And that's why I have an android

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gojira666 7

Treat it with care op...ive had my iphone over a year without an issue

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Feklfekl2222 32

I have had my iPhone 4 for a year and a half with absolutely no problems so FMLs like this make me wonder if these people use their phones as cricket balls or something.

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alexicanaaa 7

I know right. If you have an iPhone the first thing you should do is get a case. Cause they're such thin phones they're bound to break when you drop them. I bought a defender case and it works perfectly. It even protected it from fingernail polish remover. Hahaha.

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philipino 24

Then what would happen if you THREW IT ON THE GROUND! I'M AN ADULT!

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AngrehPirate 0

I don't agree with this system! Yeah my phones system sucks :(

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ClassyCommando 13

My rich friend's Android unlocks when he smiles at it. OP's iPhone does when OP gives it a mean look. The iPhone 4S has a sarcastic assistant built in. I miss the good old days, when our phones weren't so damn emotional.

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ClassyCommando 13

*dies Not "does" My iPod is a nitpicking jerk who always feels the need to auto-correct me when I make a tiny mistake. Yet another example, to prove my point.

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bellakaykid 6

How the... How does it die when you look at it? I SO CONFUSE!

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Jaxx66 21

Not sure. When I got the first gen. iPhone I broke the screen twice, had to get it repaired four times cause it would randomly make a very loud 20min/till the battery died screeching, over a two year period. I have the iPhone 4 now and never broke the screen or had any problems. So I don't know what you are doing to yours... Is it afraid of you?

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Talia_91 13

Even then if you buy apple care protection plan you don't pay for repairs unless your breaking the screen or causing water damage

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whyusofat 17

op: *looks at phone meanly* Phone: MOTHER OF GOD!!! *crack poof dust* That is how it happens

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deedoubles 6

If you take it back to the apple store, I believe you can exchange this one and pay around $200 to get a brand new one.

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ladyLALAA 28

And if you're on a phone plan your retailer can just add it to your pay-plan, for like $20 extra a month. :)

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pumpy2012 1

Bullsh!t i dont beleive this fake post

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philipino 24

You must have said something extremely retarded or mean. I feel terrible that I missed it.

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The_Creeper_fml 8

I don't get it. I dropped mine off a second story balcony. Scratched, some screen cracks, but it still worked. Do you like throw yours into the fiery pita of hell?

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philipino 24

I believe you meant ,"fiery pitas of hell." I'm hungry now.

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The_Creeper_fml 8

Hmm? I may have. Or hell may just be one giant, delicious pita.

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philipino 24

You need to share then, you greedy bastard.

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thiscrazything 1

Mmmm..... fiery pitas taste better with jalepeno's

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darien987 1

Now that youve realized this, buy a different phone

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NippsSlipps 10

OP, You need to show the iPhone the love. The almighty iPhone senses your hatred.

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thenoobftw 3

He must pray to the iPhone god to wash away his sins. Then his iPhone will be enlighten.

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louiseth 9

It's all Siri. Never ever, go against Siri.

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_spazziee 6

Cool, you taught your phone to play dead. Now can you teach it to roll over?

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